tractorxangel reblogged
tractorxangel reblogged
I’m not even fucking sorry
"I am Metatron and you are the one obsessed with tractors".
"Obsessed is a strong word."
"You were dad's secretary, right?"
Anonymous asked:
Got any hopes and dreams?
Beat the shit out of Cas.
Go back to Heaven.
Anonymous asked:
They see you rolling, they hating.
"Hello brother".
"Hello brother, which one are you again?"
Send ⁇ for a drunk text
[text; Unknown Number] Corn Whiskey. It's exactly what it sounds lik. wooooooooooo.
No of course it doesn't kill them. Other wise I would not be suggesting the activity.
How silly of me to think you might allow killing to happen, brother. I must be thinking of another angel.
Hey we just met, and this is crazy, but here's my URL, do the meme maybe?
send me a URL and i will talk about them
Ah, the corn wench.
Tractor angel likey.
tractorxangel reblogged
BLOG IS FINALLY UP AND ROLLING.
first order of business: seducing tractorxangel
Bring it
I have plenty of respect but you cannot say no to a chance. It doesn't hurt to have fun as a friend of mine once said.
...perhaps I will give cow tipping a try. It doesn't seem to kill them, so far as I can tell, at least.
[ drops url and leaves, remember tractor angel I love you ]
send me a URL and i will talk about them
Yes. And I love you, but only by necessity. I also hate you. Because you are a clumsy oaf who fucked up heaven like sixteen times.
Who even does that?
Jesus Christ, Michael was chiller than you. At least we knew what we were getting. You're like one of them kid's toys with the wheel and the lever and a bunch of farm animals. Something new every spin.
Anonymous asked:
imperfectavenator
send me a URL and i will talk about them
Oh, Dean. So many mixed feelings.
Disgusting meatsack.
Seductive physique.
fugitivuus - Go crazy, grease monkey.
send me a URL and i will talk about them
Brother Gabriel. He left. Just like dad.
I hate them both.
And yet still desperately crave their approval.
Sexual Sunday: Deans goal - seduce tractorxangel
you would not be the first dean to do so
"Bro, how's that tractor treatin' you? Did she really make it all the way to New York in one piece? I mean, I'm surprised you took to her so easily, too." ((You are a fantastic mun and it makes me happy that you're a grammar Nazi too. You go tractor angel mun. Four for you.))
"Belinda treats me well, brother. She made it all in one piece with a little angelic help. We bonded on the road. So many furious, human drivers. It was beautiful."
I'm going cow tipping. How do you feel about that
"Have you no respect for our father's slow, magnificent creation, brother?"