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The Bass-ment

@thelifeofatubaplayer / thelifeofatubaplayer.tumblr.com

Jared, 21 year old sad tuba man having his quarter-life crisis. Likes pizza and ice cream but is lactose intolerant, uses this suffering as inspiration. Plays too much Mario and drinks way too much beer.
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thesofthuman

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.

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thebootydiaries
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greelin

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

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raptorific
Iron Man: you gotta help me fight Captain America or I’ll tell Aunt May your secret identity
Spider-man: why are you fighting Captain America?
Iron Man: he refuses to sign the Sokovia accords which would install oversight for superheroes and require them to disclose their identities
Spider-man: and if we win this fight…. this law would go into full effect?
Iron Man: that’s right!
Spider-man: I mean…. that just sounds like you telling Aunt May my secret identity anyway but with… more steps…
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