mondays more like
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this
nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.
the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
you say you like me? name 5 of my text posts
you say you like me? name 5 of my text posts
you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like
oh
Just Let Him In
It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10 great job
AAAAAAAH
I AM SCREECHING
I AM DECEASED!
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