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Namie's Quest!

@yungrealme / yungrealme.tumblr.com

Natalie aka Mrs. Rap Monster. If your not a expensive girl get the FUCK off my page xx
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So you guys came here from demon world... That’s true. Ohh I get it... they must be kickin out all the rejects right? NO.Don’t be rude, Touou. So you come in here saying you’re from demon world? NO.But you got the spiritual presence of a piece of gumNO. Don’t be rude, Touou. Dai hokushin and what would be considered s-class. YOU are an s-class?NO. I am. Well I must be the idiot hereNO. ....okay. Well I must be the idiot here because I had it in MY head, that the tunnel between demon world and hNO. Don’t be rude, Touou. ....okay. The tunnel between demon world and human world had been sealed offNO. FINE! LET’S GO NOW! No use K, you needn’t hurry, take the time.....okay. The tunnel between.......... demon world and humanNO. EEUAAAGGGHHHHIM GONNA FBEEEEP MY FINGERS AROUND HIS DBEEEEP No use, K, that’s not quite what’s happening. In fact.. *stomp* I’d love to get my fingers around his-his... ehehehaha!You have yet to speak of this dirty part.Yeah...okay. I’d love to get my fingers around his DIIIICK! Now stand your ground!please, wait one second let me explain myself! I-I! *epic music plays* Hm. *epic music plays* *wind blows* ....Maybe you need a minute to answer...? Heh. No. You have done good work. One time I fought a demon that ate human fingers around my DIIIICK! I never forgot the stench. The same stench of rotting fingers around my DIIIICK!that came out of your mouth when, you, got, your mouth around, my DIIIICK! That’s some mouth on you! Iiii don’t know what you’re up to hokushin, but nothin gets on my nerves more th fingers around my DIIIICK! Now stand your ground!Please, wait one second! Let me get my fingers around your DIIIICK!NO. *epic music plays*

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You don’t need your airplane mode.

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I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m just playing I meant whataburger

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yungrealme
Anonymous asked:

Yo, so like namjoon’s stage name isn’t rap monster anymore, it’s just RM. Did you know? You keep referring to him as rap monster lmao...

RM stands for rap Montser..?

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Remember when a fan refused to hold hands with Namjoon because of a skin disease and was afraid she would infect him, but he held her hands and said that her hands were the most beautiful pair he had ever seen? I fucking love Kim Namjoon.

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yungrealme

This post is so amazing. Rap Money is so powerful he’s like god… he’s like jesus healing the leopards😌🙏

I still stand by this… he’s like Jesus.

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yungrealme

Shower thoughts..

So me (natalie) and rap monseur are basicly ronnie and sammi from jersey shore seasoned one episode 2.

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I think I might finally be brave enough to post a face reveal. Everybody who’s been waiting to see what I look like… this is for you :)

This is a picture my mom took of me after I got out of prison in Arizona :) right before I found out James Bond died, of course…

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2❗️0❗️2❗️2❗️ is here, Expensive Girlz! 👸🏼✨💵💰 The year of BASIC BITCHES ❌👯❌ is OVER 🙅🏻🔚 and now it's time 🕐🕖🕦🕘 to get PISSED ON!!! 🍆💦🍆 "P.D.D." 👉🏼🚫(Please Don't Die) 🚫👈🏼 from Popping that PUSSY 💦💦💦 like you’re popping champagne 🍾🍻🍾 with DADDY!! 👏🏽👑🤗😫😏 Bow Down 🙇🏻🙌🏼 to our Namjoonie 🤘🏼😊👅😊 and get ready for the 🙏🏼 coveted 🙏🏼☀️✨🌟GOLDEN🌟✨☀️SHOWER!!!! 💦😉💦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of Daddy's Little Heauxs 😍😜 and you’ll be a naughty little slut 🍒 for Rapmonster ☺️☺️☺️ Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of B.D.R.M. (Big Daddy Rap Mon)'s Bitches 🍑 and you’ll get Pissed On 😫💦😍 Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of Namjoonah's Baby Sex Nuggetz and you’ll be in 💥DANGER💥 of being Rapie's Expensive Girl!!! 💰💎💸💅🏼💁🏻💄💋👑 Happy New Year❗️🎉❗️🎊❗️

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they have such a hold on my heart
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yungrealme

I’m not sure who the girl on the right is but if Namie is happy I guess I can be happy too :) nothing powers me to get through my days after prison like Rapmoney does❤️ his smile gets me through every thing that happens in my life, from James Bond’s death to my mom taking my Xbox away to me getting rabies :) if I ever get a nother tetris shot I can only hope Papa Monster will be there for me like he was today😘😏

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When I was in prison I realized something really important and what I realized what that friends are more importent than anything else

- Natalie

PS. I’m thinking of putting this in my book I started to write while I was locked up.

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What’s everybody’s New Years revolutions?

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Microwaved egg + milk

Ingredients: -1 egg -1 cup of milk

Step 1. Crack the egg onto a plate or maybe in a bowl or something like that. Its ok if you get some egg shell in the egg i addicdntally do it a lot. It tasts a little crunchy but overall tasty. What’s life without suprises? XD 2. Put the egg in the microwave and set the timer for 15 minutes. Make sure to keep it in for the hole time or else it might come out raw so its also okay to keep it in the microwave longer. 3. Okay you should have keeped the milk out on the counter or outside overnight for this recipe but if you didnt thats okay it just wont be as hot. A solusion for this is to turn up the temprature really hot and it will be really good after a few hours . 4. Take your egg and pour your lukewarm milk on it. Dig in there and stir it up and your done.

mmmm this sound yummy !!

I haven’t made this since I went to prison in Arizona

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