Pawttery (via thegatheringinrogers)
He’s helping.
Cats are babies and they just want to do what u do
Yes!! The cat is mirroring! He doesn’t understand the activity, but if Hooman is doing it, he wants to be part of it!!
A summary of politics in America rn
time for a nap
Akimasa Harada
Bridge over troubled water……………….
I found a tool that let’s you figure out whether men are dominating the conversation or not.
Seriously that’s all it does. I’m feeling cheeky today, so I thought I’d share.
welp, i’ll be using this in every meeting i attend
Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves
this changed me
“i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”
cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits
scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
No responsibility. No consequences. No problem. (If you’re a dude.)
I’m going to copy this cartoon and put it every place I possibly can, with credit to itsnotjustpms.
one time i showed this pic to my dad and he got flustered and said “I’m sure it’s not the first gay dog” trying to be inclusive
reblog until ur fingers bleed
being a girl without a sister is really just a cruel joke i envy sisterhood so much….all my brother ever did was call me annoying and practice wrestling moves on me fjdjsndn
my sister threw a lemon at my face and called me a dumb whore you’re not missin much…
i want that
Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
March 1992 - Me enjoying my 4th birthday party … By myself … Eating Filet-O-Fish with a knife and fork …
This picture amuses me to no end.
