One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
kimtty
I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"
WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE IS THIS
The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.
I love when you see stray cats experience joy and comfort the likes of which they've never even dreamed and they literally don't know how to respond to it yet. it's like they're just mashing every response button wildly, trying to figure out how to express this overwhelming feeling: PURR? KNEAD? BITE? SCRATCH? WRITHE? SNARL? MEOW? RUB?? ???
Gosh, that's a healthy motor, lmao. Perfect little baby. :')
they dont pay me enough to witness this shit
lawmakers: opening up in-person schools will be fine! just make the kids wear masks and wash their hands!
kids:
Oh, wonderful. I didn’t realise OP taught kids. The first two panels, I was assuming it was a minimalist depiction of an office…
i am going to cry
this is how i found out shinzo abe was assassinated
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Ms. Frizzle *in a star fleet uniform* “battle stations everyone”
We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school…
I did the thing…
Yes this is exactly what I had in mind
Hideo Kojima about to wake up tomorrow with his face all over international news saying he killed former prime minister of Japan Shinzo Abe
kojima, hungover as shit, looking at the news: madds baby what did we do last night?
(7/9/22)
We aren't gonna talk abt how much trouble I had trying to record this LMAO
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@starrdiscoqueen you babysitting me