Emoli

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

guys who hate their girl posting half naked pics but like other girl’s half naked pics are a real piece of fuckin’ WORK

idea: 7 minutes in hell. like 7 minutes in heaven but instead of making out you beat the fuck out of eachother

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

physically im in my bedroom but mentally im on an island in greece singing abba 

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.

whoever has my voodoo doll pls kiss it’s forehead i need it

if u think im cute send me money 

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.