got a pussy like an ashtray

Ponpon way way way

Ponpon way pon way ponpon

Way way ponponpon

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Ah yes, bigotry

i hate no pulp orange juice like sorry my bad if I wanted to drink gatorade i would just do that

do you think that bread is the pulp of water...?

would you drink water with seeds and grasses in it

what is wrong with you people. do any of you know what water is

are you guys fucking okay? whats going on here

#the pulp of water is an ill-conceived crossover project between guillermo del toro and quentin tarantino

Horrible job everyone!!

The fact that OP thinks smooth OJ equals Gatorade is what's concerning 💀

This is self explanatory I guess

3 men are stranded in the desert

A blind man, an amputee, and a man in a wheelchair. They’d been traveling for hours and they crest a sand dune and to their surprise there’s a beautiful oasis. So all 3 men travel to it, the amputee jumps in, when he steps out he looks at his arm and it had grown back. Amazed he leads the blind man in and as he comes out the other side he can astonishingly see again. The 2 men grab the man in the wheelchair and push him through the oasis as he comes out the other side… New tires!

Sex is like threading a needle.

It’s easier to get in after a little lick.

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”

“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”

“He can’t possibly-”

“shit, I guess he can.”

oh that goes too far back. Oh dear. I did not know that.

America moment

okay

holy shit

turn the s ound on i’m gonna fuckin cry

Exactly zero people had an issue with Mace Windu, he's widely regarded as a bad mother fucker, the same as nearly every character Samuel L Jackson has played.

If there's valid criticism her race is highly likely to have nothing to do with it and the presumption that it will is insulting to the fans of the franchise.

Yea but this one has a vagina soo