Here's your daily reminder to click for Palestine!!!

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

@janedemonium this just made me laugh so hard I woke up the cat

do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people

as my cousin put it: "there is no point to saving up out of uncertainty that it will be worth anything in a month. what investments can you make in the future when you can't even be sure how much food will cost tomorrow? this isn't living." there are, of course, absolute shortages as well—my late grandmother experienced a period of deterioration because the medicine she needed was just not available. many such cases.

auto suggest bewilders me

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

@cometcrystal

Customer: ABBREVIATION OF OUR NAME, FEDER. DMV: no 69 car on ani Verdict: DENIED

Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys those greedy bastards in the northern hemisphere are stealing our FUCKING SUN!!

It's us!

I think rent should be $4 a month

like hey landlord, thanks for letting me stay at your place. go get yourself a snack this month

oh a thousand? you want a thousand? that's too many snacks babygirl

Out of Touch

Yes

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

retail employees

Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete

grad students

Do you ship it?

reason: World's most toxic medical malpractice couple. Wilson seems like the normal one at first but he's just as unhinged.

I'm just agreeing with hugh laurie

(link to the article)

i love you transgender people who dont pass. i love you androgyny. i love you confusing gender presentation. i love you existing in grey spaces. you are beautiful and you make this world so much brighter

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer