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Elvendork

@elvendork-is-spoken-for

Personal blog for @no-content-just-quotes This blog is literally just an archive of stuff I love...
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Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”

Aang what does that mean

What does that mean

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

We gotta go see

In the fire nation

Those damn heterosexuals

Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳

The earth kingdom city of

Oh no

Oh no

Oh shitfire

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

!!!! A GREMLIN

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

KATARA MOSES

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

I command this episode to stop murdering me

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

Can these children never catch a fucking break

What the fuck is going on

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

OH IROH’S FUCJIBG

MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO

“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”

…..me @ me

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”

Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!

Sparkysparky boom man!

S Sweatbending

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bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has.”

:D

:D

:D!!!!

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

“That’s rough buddy.”

THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W

This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D

Me:

Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

graMP GRAMP

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am

Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.

Always reblog the speed run ATLA post

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tsnbrainrot

Vincent & Theo Van Gogh 

Hannah Gadsby in Nanette (2018) // At Eternity’s Gate dir. Julian Schnabel (2018) // Loving Vincent dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman (2017) // Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to Theo Van Gogh (1880) // Almond Blossoms by Vincent Van Gogh (1890); painted as a gift for the birth of his brother Theo’s son named after him
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soracities
“It is not immediately obvious which of Zadkine’s figures is Vincent and which is Theo. Like all who relieve the suffering of others, Theo—in a process that is the exact opposite of a blood transfusion—has taken some of Vincent’s pain into himself. Soon, however, it becomes obvious that while the sky weighs heavily on both figures, one, Vincent, feels gravity as a force so terrible it can drag men beneath the earth. From this moment on you are held by the pathos and beauty of what Zadkine depicts: despair that is inconsolable, comfort that is endless. One figure says, “I can never feel better,” the other, “I will hold you until you are better.”

Geoff Dyer on Ossip Zadkine’s sculpture of Vincent and Theo Van Gogh (from “Blues for Vincent”, Otherwise Known as the Human Condition)

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HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–

There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

holy shit

need-

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lailosh

HELL YEAH !!!

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sharkowskii

OMG

F I N A L L Y

MY HOURS OF SEARCHING THROUGH GOOGLE JUST TO FIND O N E BLOUSE IS NO M O R E

@swordlesbianss Hey rev I was searching thru my drafts and remembered u were looking for dresses for Jou!

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FREE HIM

HE CAME BACK

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

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biberick

IM FUCKING WHEEZING

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A Poem Written By A Goose

I want to be a human,

In that I want to have hands and a voice.

I’d like to crash a car

At a hundred miles per hour.

I’d like to fall in love with someone

Who can recognize themselves in the mirror.

I’d like to brush my hair,

And have a lifespan double my own.

I’d like to write and speak,

And be listened to as a man, rather than a very smart goose.

But then I remember:

If I was a human, I would not be able to fly without a machine,

Public nudity would be considered unacceptable,

And my actions would have legal consequences.

I would not be able to make myself at home in someone’s yard,

Or chase irritating toddlers at the park,

Or scream when I didn’t get my way.

And really, I can crash a car at 100 miles per hour.

I just have to make myself a goose-car.

And I will make this world a goose-world,

In that I will make it my own.

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