Act 1 Astarion
for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French
my body trying desparately to inform me I'm iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES
my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love
There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's good and i like it: the movies are back!
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's bad but in an enjoyable way: everyone needs to lighten up omg do none of you know how to have fun
post for if they make the jeremy allen white bruce springsteen movie and it's bad in an unenjoyable way: these cashgrab nothing biopics need to be #canceled
the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
I wonder what insane specific fetishes existed like 100s or 1000s of years ago like if we didn't have glasses 5000 years ago what would happen to me. What about the pool toy fetishes or people who only get off to stacked pokemon furries. What really specific thing were people jacking off to that doesn't need to exist in modern society
I was just thinking about how sad it is that Ben Franklin never got the chance to see hentai
A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time
oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess
corn on the cock. i hate it here
im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself
It's only a passing thing, this shadow.
90s Gale that no one asked for
st. andrews
why do you reblog the most pretentious art 😭
Bc I hate you specificly and want to make your life worse
average merlin episode