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"Isn't it enough to believe that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"- Douglas Adams
Virgo * 19 * Janelle
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“i don’t wanna die, i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” remains the rawest fucking lyric in the history of music thanks freddie

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schmergo

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

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Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

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when it’s been like 3 weeks and the clinic still hasn’t given you your std test results back

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thighschool

this is unholy

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mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss

fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes

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