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i’m not here for a long time i’m here for a good time
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akiralazuli

So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!

There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!

“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE ON THE LINKIN PARK WEBSITE?”

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peemanne

rgg is such a funny franchise to me because this guy is almost in his 50s and was in jail for like half of that and is a former hardened criminal yakuza and yet all i think about when i see him is that he's physically incapable of doing anything malicious and that if his pants fell down he'd probably be wearing bright pink heart boxers and have a gaudy tattoo that says "i heart dad" on his left thigh

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is it time for my tumblr renaissance 

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grimeclown

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

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bitegore

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

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aromancy

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

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star-lara

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

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theocseason4

5A period, honey .

3D

4 or 5D

1E

Hit!

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

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