My utter disdain for the 2010s era of Nerd Culture eternally evades me. I cannot articulate the trail of slime it leaves in my thoughts.

There's something beneath the simmering misogyny and lobotomized consumerism and hair-pin reactionary politics that I can't quite pin down. I haven't been able to pin it down for years.

In hindsight it does kind of feel like they were responding to the lessening of the prior decades’ mockery and exclusion by desperately seeking more approval. Painting everything in bright colors and putting on cheery shows so that the perceived “normal” people would finally accept them. 

back at the turn of the century there was this brief fad for techno mixes of classical music, which despite its short lifespan remains possibly my absolute favourite subgenre ever, even above ‘this angry robot wants to fuck you’. it appears the orchestral world has responded.

not saying I’ve been stressed recently but i was so happy to see this that i genuinely burst into tears

the editing on this video is SO GOOD TOO

Reblogging just so I have easy access to this when I want it. 

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

It is a LITERAL thousand-year-old myth that once, when a giant stole Mjolnir to force Freya to marry him, Thor somewhat successfully impersonated the goddess of love and beauty (with Loki as his lovely handmaiden full of excuses as to why she ate an entire ox at dinner) and participated in a fake wedding to get it back.

Please observe Freya’s chariot cats supervising the whole thing going “Gods are so dumb this will never work.”

Look at Loki helping in this version–he looks so excited!

Hemsworth and Hiddleston would have been so down to portray this

We were robbed of this scene and I feel it in my blood.

The best thing about this story is that Thor really doesn’t try, at all.

Like he puts on the dress, he keeps his mouth shut, but that is where his contributions to keeping up this ruse end.

Loki is the one who has to come up with an explanation for why the blushing bride has just finished off half the banqueting table and washed it down with four full barrels of mead (“Freyja was so excited for the ceremony, she hasn’t eaten in a week!”) and, when the groom takes a peek under the veil, why she’s glaring at him with such clear murder in her eyes (“she’s er… tired. Like super super tired. Hasn’t slept in a week.”).

Thor barely restrains himself from slaughtering everyone in the room until his hammer comes out, and then he grabs it and uses it to slaughter everyone in the room.

Depending on how you read the scene he’s either genuinely unaware of how women are meant to act (or potentially too Masculine to restrain himself) or he’s just so full of contempt for Loki’s plan that he refuses to put in more than the very bare minimum.

Or Freyja is Just Like That and Thor thinks he is doing a particularly good job impersonating her - she is a war goddess after all.

Okay, but here’s the best part: None of this is Loki’s fault. Not only did he, for once in the sagas, NOT cause the problem, but the bride getup was Heimdall’s idea. Heimdall. It’s one of the major hints that his character is more important than we get from the Eddas, but Loki gets to participate in this without so much as a scornful look. Just imagine Hiddleston playing up that detail. 

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

bro you’re. you’re Death bro…

My character is being impugned. My identity, assaulted.

Me honestly

I would have preferred penguins but this isn’t bad

Dough

Aight let’s obtain this grain

Aight, I’m a drug god the only better ones I could’ve gotten would’ve been like gay, or sex, or pimp

yeah that tracks

fight me

I got “Tool.” Am I one of those gods that invents things and gives them to humanity?

incorrect marvel quotes (x)

I’ve spent four hours trying to come up with flaws for my paladin and this is what I’ve got. 

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

@the-potatonator-mod

Normally I don’t do this ‘reblog X’ thing, but this is worth having. 

Mod: I’ve got some pretty big plans coming up for the story arc here, including a fairly nice cameo count and I need to fill some spots.

So if you want your oc to cameo, reblog with their ref pic. Sorry, by this time it can’t be changelings unless they’re in a pony or similar disguise, or are reformed.

Also, if you’re an ask blog and want to participate in this upcoming arc (crossovers, etc.) IM me!

Sooo excited!

The first crackship baby! This is a foal between Love Bug and Lucky Charm.

Being a mix between a changeling and a pegasus, their foal has a bit of an odd look. But they’re pretty happy!

These are non-canon! Message me if you want to keep the child as an oc.

( @lucky-charm-the-wanderer )

She is completely adorable! So proud of her already!

Reblog this if:

Bubblepop’s 5000 Follower Teeny Tiny Pony Party Giveaway!

Little Bubblepop just reached 5000 followers!  She is so very excited that she is throwing a little party with all her pony friends and you’re invited!

For this giveaway, a number of followers will be chosen and filly-ified (transformed into a younger pony) so they can play together with Bubblepop!  Everypony is invited, even changelings or deer or scary monster ponies!

Rules :

Everyone included will be turned into a younger pony.  If theyre already a youngin, they will be included as they are.

If you have questions regarding this contest, please direct them to mod at her blog.

This contest will end on :

Saturday, September 27th at 3pm PST

Ah, to be young again. Not that Lucky ever really grew up, so let's see who he is inside, shall we? There's a pic here: http://kakashischika.deviantart.com/art/Half-Dragon-Hero-Commission-421815163

Though at that age his ear is probably fine.

Pic for lucky-charm-the-wanderer for correctly guessing the protagonist’s name of my fanfic :D

Want to read it? It’s on fimfiction here

EEEEE! I love your style, and he looks perfect! The expression is just how I imagine it: Excited, ready to see what's around the next corner. I'm not sure if it's intentional, but the background makes me think of a winding road - again, perfect for him.

  If anyone sees this post and isn't reading this blog, I can't reccommend it enough. It was one of the first I followed and I haven't looked back once. Every post leaves me wanting more.

4000 Followers Giveaway!!

So yay, finally im a little less sick so I can prepare this thingy.

So yeah, we are not only celebrating 4000 followers but almost 2 years on tumblr with this blog!

So for this special occasion ill be doing a commission giveaway!

Same rules as ever:

Taking a shot, here's hoping!

Here's hoping she gets better soon. Congrats again!

gimme some oc's for an update

do it do it do it (id prefer a link on this post rather then a clogged up inbox, im basically saying that posting it on here will give you more chance of being added to the pic kaythanksbye iloveyou xx)

Lucky's ready for his closeup! http://www.deviantart.com/art/Half-Dragon-Hero-Commission-421815163

Two $10 commissions!

Ponies are the following (left to right):

Thanks for buying a commission you two!

0.0 Wunderbar! I love the effect! I don't think he's looked that clean in years, and he's clearly enjoying it. Thanks so much for this!

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

So I’m giving away 10 free still image drawings to my wonderul wonderful wonderful followers based on this little ditty that’s been circulating around

And you can ask for anything you want!!!

The drawing will be on the 3rd of July so I can use the rest of the month to finish commissions that haven’t been completed yet.

♪♫ RULES:~• Must be following Pinkie-Replies cuz i ♥ my followers and they deserve nice things always… All except you Cameron… You know what you did…

• Reblogs count for 2 entries, Likes count for 1! You can reblog up to 10 times, no need to spam your wonderful people with this, amirite? OOH! Also! Main blogs are important so I can see that you’re following me, sooo keep that in consideration!

• Ask boxes must be open during and after July 3rd AEST So I can contact you and see want you waaaant~

I think that’s it, so Thank You everyone for your awesome kind wishes and awesome presents I love you all so freaking much!!!

I always wonder how that numbers thing works. If we send a character are they redrawn in that set of colors, or are they used some other way? Eh, either way, I like 17 best. Green and gold work great together.

  Also, I don't know if anyone reads my posts, but if you do and you're not following this blog... What's taking you? Go, go! Follow!

ask-shiningstar-and-skyla:

Rebloggin' with high hopes! And a ref pic. For good measure.