marcille š¤ that one dude from green eggs and ham
i will not eat it
I will not eat it in a dungeon,
nor will I have it for a luncheon.
I will not eat these wherever I am.
Laios, please, can we have normal ham?!
my hand slipped
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marcille š¤ that one dude from green eggs and ham
i will not eat it
I will not eat it in a dungeon,
nor will I have it for a luncheon.
I will not eat these wherever I am.
Laios, please, can we have normal ham?!
my hand slipped
I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and Iām now addicted
sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and thatās where the real problem lies
me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. itās just sand and water. who gives a fuck
also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck thatās a big fuCKING ROCK
i love this post. i have never related to anything less
me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*
me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god itās just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians
Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*
Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY
Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*
Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?
Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks arenāt green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??
Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?
Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.
many problems are caused by the mindset that the world is divided into good people and bad people and the bad people can be "found out" and removed, eventually leading to a utopia containing only good people.
"It was much better to imagine men in some smokey room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn't then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told the children bed time stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, then what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."
--Jingo, by Terry Pratchett
Putting powdered sugar on the post below
š„¦ Grocery clerksĀ š„¦
Truth is just as hilarious as fiction.
Important update! His story went viral enough that other paint companies reached out to him and he got a job with a new paint company!!
Listen. This is what people are talking about when they say that if you gave people a fucking UBI, folks would still work. Even āmenialā work is beloved by various people if itās given the respect it deserves and folks dont need to worry about - um - starving to death and dying of illness?
I legitimately love delivering pizzas! If it were sustainable i wouldnāt mind at all doing it for the rest of my life! One of my best friends absolutely loves cleaning, and the only reason she quit cleaning professionally is that she was sick of the ways she was treated. My stepfather has been a carpenter and construction worker for 30 years, despite being a highly qualified graphic designer and architect, bc the man just fuckin loves construction work. For every āmenial/undesireableā job available, there is someone who is happy to work it, if not for the stigma and need to survive. And for the truly awful ones? Like slaughterhouse cleanup, sewer maintenance, roadkill pickup, etc? With UBI they could almost all be mechanized, saving people from having to do grueling and dangerous jobs they really donāt have to do.
There are even people who will do those jobs because they recognize that they need to get done. Those people may not love the job itself but they take great pride in doing something that needs to be done.
People donāt just work for free doing jobs they love. If thereās a niche there will always be someone willing to fill it.
I talk shit but I actually donāt genuinely truly HATE retail, what I hate is how people (customers and employers) use, abuse, overwork, and generally treat the employees like shit
If I could have reasonable hours and accommodations for my limitations and be paid enough to survive without being asked to do 25 jobs advertised as 1 job and had UBI to ensure I could leave if it was too much/I was being mistreated/taken advantage of by employers looking to overwork employees to make more money Iād be totally happy to work retail as long as I physically could
When I worked retail, my favorite part was working in the stock room cuz itās like playing real life Jenga
Were it not for my disability and if it paid enough and I wasnāt treated like crap I am not kidding I would be happy to work at a movie theater probably for the rest of my life, I loved it that much.
Trust me, for every menial job that āno one would wantā there is a person who would LOVE to do it. Forget that āI donāt dream of laborā stuff in a perfect world people would still work because there are people who genuinely enjoy working; Itās being FORCED to do it in shitty conditions for crap pay lest we starve to death or end up unhoused thatās the problem, not work itself.
One of the best jobs I ever had was cemetery landscape maintenance.
It all comes down to this: People donāt mind working. It isnāt work that people dread or are sick of. Itās working conditions.
Pay people well, respect them (and donāt allow customers to disrespect them), accommodate their needs, and people will work their asses off and more often than not do it happily. Work itself is not demeaning or soul-draining. Jobs donāt have to be that way.
you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option
don't wanna
didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty
goncharov
It felt illegal to laugh at this-
Youāre going to fucking jail
gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
..ive been such a fool
thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day
*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*
ow what the hell
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol
Y'all are missing the best part.
wonder who sent that