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Heya, kiddos!

@hcndsomejcck / hcndsomejcck.tumblr.com

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(( i’ve gotten really lazy writing so i might not do the whole descriptive w/quotation marks much? but i’ll still do sweet rps UwU 

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notllorstel

w͢͏͓͚̘ḩ̖͇̻̥̺̲͉é͈̹̘̲͘ͅͅr̫̳̱͇̹͟e̘͙̟ ̧̭̹͙̝̲͞ͅd͚̣̖̮͔̟̭̭̀i̞̜̥̱͙͎͟d̼̩̼̜ͅͅ ̵̭̦̤͕͍̭̳̲t̵̛̬͈̰̯̖̙̘̝͘h̦̣̺̩͖é̱͖̲͝y̴̸̩̱̼̪̥͕͟ ̧̛̗̼̣͇̘̫͚͞G͘҉͖̱O̦͙̳̮̯̝̠̩͟?̢͙̙̟̼͉!̹͍̣̫̘͘

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out-law

🅻🅾🆅🅴 ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʷⁱˡᵈ ʷᵉˢᵗ ᵐᵒᵛⁱᵉ     ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ 🆁🆄🅽     ʸᵒᵘ ᵈʳᵃʷ 🆀🆄🅸🅲🅺 ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ 🅰🅸🅼 ⁱˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈˡʸ     ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ 🆁🅸🅳🅴 🅾🅵🅵 ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘⁿ     ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ ᴵ 🅷🅾🅿🅴 ʸᵒᵘ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᵃ ᶠᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵍᵘⁿ 】

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i feel like i’m drooling but i don’t think i’m drooling 

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thingsforrp

Disastrous cooking starters

“How on earth did you get rice on the ceiling?”
“Is that an eggshell?”
“Did you even cook this pasta?”
“For your own health you should cook dinner”
“Last time I cooked I set the fridge on fire”
“How much sugar did you put in this?”
“Wait you’re supposed to stir it first?”
“Do you have an obsession with salt or something?”
“The icing will cover the mistakes”
“Did you buy this instead of cooking?”
“Can you taste the eggshells?”
“Oh that’s what beating eggs means”
“Don’t flip the pancakes, please”
“I’d say ‘feed it to the birds’ but I think it’d kill them”
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so ok  zane is kinda sexy..................... but so is flak 

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also ok so here’s a list of people i love:

me

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so ok 

i’m blind in one eye but i can see the world for what it really is: disgusting, cold, and a savage place to grow up 

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Send “Tell me a happy memory” for my muse to share something positive from their past

Even the darkest stories have flickers of light

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let’s all chant 

HANDSOME JACK HANDSOME JACK HANDSOME JACK

do it with me kids

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