White people by Smosh

me

I’m the white people

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

2turtledove

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

They literally were in an awkward situation

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.

PSA

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a fucking human!

I thought this was about like a computer server and I was understandably frightened for a moment

nice game

my son preparing me dinner

what’s he making?

my favorite food, dense plastic bricks

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

girlfriend: Gemini, Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius

boyfriend: Leo, Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

This is wild

y'all are talented