Deadly Look - Lunaotic
I'm being oppressed
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.
me normally: i love!! acquiring objects!!
me packing: who the FUCK acquired this many OBJECTS
Moon hare 🌙 🐰
📷@ Ivan Kislov
ntwewy kids from awhile ago
so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.
so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.
whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.
hang on I have to google something
oh you sick fuck
He was the star player, but she had all the game.
When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
Justice Smith being a fuckin menace 😭
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
This is my new favorite post
I can’t ever not reblog.
Have some happy crow vibes
passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun