this cannot be real asgklpifcdwld

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

distressing things to say to your friends

sleeping when it's cold: deepest peace imaginable, opportunity to bury yourself in blankets and indulge in the ancient mammalian instinct to curl up and sleep somewhere warm and dark and enclosed, instant and dreamless rest

sleeping when it's even slightly warm: torturous, only options are kicking off blankets and feeling horribly exposed or laying in your own sweat, impossible to get comfortable, exhausting and demoralizing sisyphean task

Only good reason for TikTok.

my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is

I love you Stardew Valley I love you Stray I love you Untitled Goose Game I love you indie games with no microtransactions that understand having fun is the whole, entire point.

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

What A Great Idea!

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

Look at these birbs

R O T U N D

paying rent has to be one of the most demonic inventions in human history

what if we kissed... while carving pumpkins.. and while baking those halloween sugar cookies with spooky shapes on them... hahah i’m just kidding.,,.. unless..??

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer