(It’s been 100 years but I’m back, and so is Scorch, which means joyous times for all)
I'm back in this sector for all of five minutes and already I've seen enough kriffing idiocy to last me a life time. I didn't miss this.
THEY WOULD 100% DO STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT THOUGH I JUST
ITS TOTALLY TRUE OMG. LIKE THEY’RE IN A COMMAND ROOM WAITING FOR A MEETING TO START AND MAYBE ONE OF THEM -PROBABLY A’DEN- DECIDES TO DO AN EXTERNAL SPEAKER LINK AND THEY’RE JUST SERIOUSLY JAMMING OUT AND WITHOUT THINKING THEY START INTO A SYNCHRONIZED DANCE SESSION AND THE DOOR SLIDES OPEN AND no one is even a little surprised.
not even a little.
Scorchisms #69
hehehehehehehehehe
#scorchisms#i knew a guy#who would just#DIE#everytime you said that number#which is seriously the funniest thing ever#nothing like sneaking up behind someone#and whispering this in their ear#only to have them scream like you threatened to blow them up#....come to think of it#I've done that too#oh#well...#osik
I am a grown man who enjoys chocolate milk and soft blankets.
They reminded me of fireworks, which reminded me of you.
It’s been ages since I left and this place still smells like strill.
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[TXT: Big Bada Boom] Scor'ika I'm back in town. Shit happened when I was away. I need a sympathetic ear, a shoulder to possibly cry on, and someone to eat this shebs load of food my aunt sent back with me. You up for that? x
[TXT: Do What You Want, What You Want With My Body] Shab sweetie, it’s been ages. Same place as before or are we holed up somewhere new? I’ll bring a brew or five and meet you where you need me.
[TXT: Do What You Want, What You Want With My Body] I missed you Mesh’ika..
[TXT Big Bada Boom] I’m in the same hell hole down on the 10’s. Remember the one with the unexplained stains on the ceiling? There. Same room, door is open, I may be face down on the bed, just let yourself in.
[TXT Big Bada Boom] I missed you too Scor'ika. More than you know…
[TXT: Do What You Want, What You Want With My Body] I can be there in less then 20. I’d say to close the door but we both know that Mystery Stain scares the whole lot of tenants so you’ll be fine.
[TXT: Do What You Want, What You Want With My Body] Be there soon...
[TXT: Big Bada Boom] Scor'ika I'm back in town. Shit happened when I was away. I need a sympathetic ear, a shoulder to possibly cry on, and someone to eat this shebs load of food my aunt sent back with me. You up for that? x
[TXT: Do What You Want, What You Want With My Body] Shab sweetie, it’s been ages. Same place as before or are we holed up somewhere new? I’ll bring a brew or five and meet you where you need me.
[TXT: Do What You Want, What You Want With My Body] I missed you Mesh’ika..
Gooooood morning vode
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armedandglamorous
Ugh
Darling! You’re back, just in time for lifeday!
…holidays? You mean I get to wear festive sweaters and give out mounds of sweets???
Kandosii.
armedandglamorous
"Exactly! I’ll even get you an sweater with an ugly wookie on it! and all the cookies you can eat!""
First of all, wookies are not ugly, they are glorious and masterful.
Secondly... I have no further argument against baked goods at this moment.
Carry on.
rc-1262 reblogged
armedandglamorous
Ugh
Darling! You’re back, just in time for lifeday!
...holidays? You mean I get to wear festive sweaters and give out mounds of sweets???
Kandosii.
armedandglamorous reblogged your post and added:
" which you are sharing with me? How thoughtful!"
"Aw sweetpea, if you'd said something earlier, I'd have saved you some."
"Because I ate them. All."
"Smell that friend? That's the smell of freshly baked, not-even-stolen-this-time breakfast pastries from the tiny little five headed granny on level 7."
"For dinner."
niner1309 replied to your post “Speaking of Niner, where is our little Queen of Naboo? It’s not nice...”
"I decided to disappear for the day. Seemed to work well."
"...rude. How rude."
