are you a bad enough dude to kiss me with tongue?

i tweeted out “i would bounce on jon hamm’s buttcheeks” earlier and twitter literally quarantined me like i could only see my own tweets

this was my punishment

twitter forcing me to confront my hubris

Sometimes Twitter is kind of funny.

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

Genuinely a favorite image of mine I find it really amusing

That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.

Losing it at the people in the tags like "I did this and it worked" or "my ex's new girlfriend reblogged this".... I think this might be my most destructive post yet

i keep thinking about this picture like the pure cunt of it all shakes me

Is that the drag pride flag in the corner?

no that is the flag of the great and humble nation of ireland

in love with this tweet

he’d do numbers on tumblr etc etc

subtitles or transcript please?????

DESCRIPTION: A video clip of Pedro Pascal on the YouTube interview show Hot Ones. After eating a chicken wing with really spicy hot sauce, he’s panting from the heat & says “Can somebody step in here and let me bite into their flesh? Can somebody give me a cup of blood?” The background music grows more intense as he speaks.

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

is that a ds in your pocket or is your penis have 2 screens & play video games

skeletor big naturals.

coward

i love when a playerbase is over a decade old and is starting to lose it

Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of "don't kill off your lesbian couple it's homophobic" but this time it's "if you're going to put a lesbian in your show you can't make her a cop"