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no sorry I can’t hang out I’m busy feeling nothing and then feeling everything all at once and getting too overwhelmed

(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock

if you ever look up to me youre wrong

this isnt cause im short im not short

this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent

tell me

fish is too pure <3

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

This one?

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

does it have to be american $10

DES

PA

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

omg i reblogged this yesterday and today a cute girl messaged me and i’m 💖❣💟💕🌸💓😚💕

HOLLERIN 😭

Pls 😂😂😂

if you read the whole label your third eye is permanently open

what a development

damn why is the horse so weak

why………. would a horse have more than one horsepower wh

This is an unfair fight how is the horse gonna survive with only 1 hp left.

Focus Sash, Endeavour, Quick Attack and the plane is fucked

direct action