they’re having a conversation

oh god this is too much of a mood

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen so far

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

Her: come over

Me: I can’t I’m grounded

Her: I have capri sun and dunkaroos

Me:

This is what invasive thoughts look like

i went to the aquarium the other day and this middle aged woman touching the sting rays kept saying they feel like pasta

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

I love him

I HAVE SOME questions

So many stick

What a good boy!

surprise ending

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

Minty is just cold spicy

Delete this

@darlingiknow

5-hit fucking combo right here

is there a pride flag for not fuckin knowing anything at all

yeah but idk what it looks like.