i draw a lot of vash

also me watching ep3 live reaction: god i wish that were me

It's so unfair eg get to be choked like that it should've been me

capitalism breeds innovation

Yeah that will do it.

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

ADORABLE

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

I don’t

it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini...sleepin on bookshelves in the hollywood hills, with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account, and only 47 lamborghinis in my lamborghini account

and only 47 TED Talks with Warren Buffet in my TED Talks with Warren Buffet account

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

aw troy

how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

hey gamers

how do i add a gf to my inventory?

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

My experience with digital art

MERGE THE LAYER KRONK

W R O N G L A Y E R

Still guilty of this at times

This is so wrong bc no matter what the civil law is a medical/mental health professional cannot ethically do that.   

i had a dream i moved to huntington west virginia and it slowly turned into bloodborne’s yharnam and justin kept appearing out of the corner of my eye standing there doing nothing 

admin: this one is good actually

Never underestimate the powers that cat

tea 😯

tea...

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

OKAY BUT HOLD ON THOUGH.

I’ve spent the past… five? Let’s say five - the past five years analyzing the structure of Disney Musicals as part of the process to write my own/a parody of them, and the thing is that all the modern ones have roughly the same number of songs - except Mulan.

Mulan has about half, because after AGWFF ends with that unresolved final phrase, there are no more songs until the end credits, which isn’t even sung in-universe.

Mulan wasn’t even the REALM of fucking around - when they arrive at that village, when the true horrors of war are brought into the story, not only does it interrupt THAT song, it breaks the entire fucking mold - the movie’s damn genre changes; it is no longer a musical.

And the Huns represent this from the start - Jafar and Hades are notable for not having proper villain songs, but Jafar does get his Prince Ali refrain and Hades and his plan get sung ABOUT by the muses. No scene with the Huns has any singing, they are mentioned once in song (the second line of Man, natch), and they of all Disney Villains are probably the most serious - no jokes, no witty asides, no sassy delivery of dry humor. The Huns are an invading army who plan to straight up kill a fuckton of people, including children, and AGWFF’s sudden end is the moment when our happy go lucky MUSICAL protagonists finally come in contact with them and their work directly - and it breaks them. Because shit like the Huns cannot exist in happy go lucky musical world. They just exist in our world. The real world. And you can’t sing your problems away here.

The end of A Girl Worth Fighting For is a brilliant use of metanarrative sensibilities to convey a message. It is utterly perfect.

Daaaamn, Tony. That’s fucking deep, my guy

I didn’t spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Master’s Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.