🌠oh little elves in my brain we're really in it now🌠

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

These are so fun to make

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

I’ve never done this before

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

I’ll leave this post alone now

This is way too much fun

I’m not done yet I suppose

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

Here’s another

Your local pigeon

@todaysbird

@bigmeatpete69420

how?? just how?

@jooshthepunished

Potion of fucking idiot

his videos make me feel like I'm awake at 5 in the morning against my will and everyone else at the party is either unconscious or staring at the corner like the blair witch

it's so funny that daeran is in his early 20s. being in your early 20s is literally just like that

your relative pressures you into getting a job you don't want and are underqualified for. you're a bitch who's forgotten how to sincerely talk to people. a hostile alien entity is watching your every move and will kill you if you tell anyone about it

he literally wanted to be at the club and he got sent into the abyss instead 😭

I think every dream should last forever until you solve a puzzle

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

you want to read this

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

Couldn't sleep and forever thinking about her (The Black Dragon). oh lyra we're really in it now

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay