emily's hella blog.

in a world without healthcare id give you the last tylenol

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

i can fix connor mcdavid. it’s easy. here’s what we do: i, posing as some sort of witch or demon type creature, offer him a deal. “you will win the cup,” i tell him, “on one condition. for one year you must move into and live within a jimmy buffet’s margaritaville retirement community. the people within this community will not know who you are. after one year you can return to the nhl and you will win the cup that season.” he of course accepts this offer. he moves into a jimmy buffet’s margaritaville retirement community and he befriends many old ladies who love how polite he is and many old men who appreciate his stoicism. he takes up knitting. he learns to appreciate a boat drink. he gets the sand between his toes. when the year is up i return to him and tell him that he can return to edmonton and win the cup or he can stay here and continue to live the way he has been. “baby,” this new, relaxed connor mcdavid tells me. “i’m living on island time.” he is at peace. he never touches a hockey stick again in his life

i wanna party with bo so bad he has so much energy

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

This right here, if you want to consor something post a tw but stop censoring the words! it defeats the purpose of someone being able to block the content. 

Do autistic kids "grow out" of their autism? Why does it sometimes seem like there are so few autistic adults?

For Autism Acceptance Month, I covered this topic in this comic to help explain this disconnect! YouTube | TikTok | Instagram | Twitter

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

it's hockey

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

Nah, because God pretty much commands Muslims to break various Islamic rules for the sake of survival, lest it be to harm someone who is innocent. To avoid consuming pork despite your life hanging on it, is haraam.

There is also Taqiyya, which is a tactic Shi'a Muslims have used throughout centuries to survive. The idea behind Taqiyya is for Shi'as to hide their religion with the purpose of protecting their own lives against any form of oppression or life-threatening circumstances. Muslims in the Iberian Peninsula practiced this form of dissimulation during the reconquista.

There is no penance for doing any of these things, since the situation is understandable.

There's a similar concept in Judaism! I don't remember the name of it (I did not retain much from Hebrew school) but it's the same idea of "preserving life takes precedence over adherence to scripture"

Calling 2000 years of persecution against the Jewish people a "trend" is kind of a weird thing to say, also the Reconquista, follow by the Spanish inquisition was led by the Catholic Church, not a bunch of USAmerican cultists.

"Did Spanish Catholics in 1492 do something problematic?"

I don’t know about you but I’m so sick of that omnipresent association of sports/fitness with weight loss as the ultimate goal.

(PS: I’m not sure how efficient punching people is for building muscle mass but I’m afraid she’s had a lot of opportunities so I guess four pounds is probably realistic?)

I wish… I WISH I could somehow reblog this HARDER and with MORE LOVE.  Sorry to put more non-art stuff in my main tumblr here, but goddamn I feel this so hard.  I’ve been hitting the gym with the goal of making a good habit, so that when winter comes around and the inevitable S.A.D. creeps back into my life, I’m more likely to get some exercise as a coping mechanism just out of habit.  I’m also weightlifting because I want to get strong (like ox, you might say). 

I do not care if I lose weight, I’m not keeping track of my pounds, and if I stay chubby but get stronger I will be just as fucking happy.  So glad I found this comic, and so glad I found your art Ephi!  New watcher ahoy!  <3

This is a Good Comic. 

Blessed is media day, for she feeds us all.

↳ MIKKO & ARTTURI AT THE AVS GOLF OUTING | 9.19.23

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

Inshallah they find him.

Best image in the universe

does anyone have that picture of leon draisaitl at a bundesliga match? he's eating chips or something and looking like he's done with life cause his team (fc köln) is losing. i can't find it anywhere so at this point i'm starting to think it doesn't exist...

here you go, and a bonus one from this year

idk why the first one is so damn tiny

important to share that there’s also a gif