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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
the-real-numbers
Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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they should invent a camera that is always perfectly focused on the thing you want to take a picture of and captures images perfectly while moving at high speed and doesn't get dust on the lens
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Before you speak, SHIT:
STUPID: Is what you are saying stupid?
HAUGHTY: Are your words arrogant and disdainful?
INCONSIDERATE: Are others insulted or inconvenienced by what you are saying?
TERRIBLE: Is what you want to say truly heinous?
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gay new yorker. faggot about it!
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Dude this line read is so good
ShopLifting. ⚠️🛍️🛒😰 geeAH! 😱disGRACE! 💔😞
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😡 🏃♀️💨guGone 😈😈💀bad🚔✋ at Suchan 👶EARLY😭⏳AGE❓wheresyorMAUM? 🧍♀️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time
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I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work
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mike’s hard past couple of months
what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????
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interlaced
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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adults need to receive stickers. adults should give each other stickers. i gave my dad a sticker months ago for fixing some ongoing plumbing issue & hes still wearing it