5000 Years Of Culture

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

waiting for the lady to send me today's kitten photos....

maybe......maybe today.....

I just need one more hit

BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

bitches will say they got into clown college on their own merit and like their parents facepaints aren’t on eggshells in the lobby of the new library

the Two Trees, who shared with us their ancient light before the stars were brought down to light our scrolls from behind

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys

letting hannibal lecter cook for me but don’t worry he can only use ingredients already in my house

oh no my roommates

chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.