owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.
the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone
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owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.
the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
Why are you telling people to kill themselves?
Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience
waiting for the lady to send me today's kitten photos....
maybe......maybe today.....
I just need one more hit
BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.
everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
What about gingers?
Carrie
bitches will say they got into clown college on their own merit and like their parents facepaints aren’t on eggshells in the lobby of the new library
the Two Trees, who shared with us their ancient light before the stars were brought down to light our scrolls from behind
ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset
Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys
letting hannibal lecter cook for me but don’t worry he can only use ingredients already in my house
oh no my roommates
chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment
chopped chef: thank you chef
every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.