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💀Mark

@kardashiansandconnorfranta / kardashiansandconnorfranta.tumblr.com

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Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

oh honey they are fully dead

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

Toph and Wednesday Addams have a lot in common

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What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

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pissyelliott

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

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