if i survive i’ll dive back in

Knives Out 2019 | dir. Rian Johnson

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

just grinned at a tree because it was so green. what being inside all day does to a mf

i can be your cringe unfollowable mutual in law

Lisa Frankenstein dir. Zelda Williams

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

once i saw an argument break out in a gay bar over whether scar from the lion king is gay or bisexual so never let your romanticized view of Offline tell you that argument wouldn't happen in a real life gay bar. It Could.

Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping