its the night before the apush exam and im making memes. pls give me a five

— me, studying for my APUSH exam at 1:00am

Dear APUSH students, To the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”.

Chris Columbus, Tordesillas, New World, Encomienda Great Migration, Puritan, City on a Hill Jamestown, Roanoke, Smallpox will make the Natives croak, Gold God-Glory, New Colonies, Mercantile

Philip’s War, Headrights, Stono and Bacon’s Fights Burgesses, Mayflower, Is Britain really in power French-Indian, New Acts, No rep’tion means no tax, Common Sense, Correspondence, Liberty Sons-Daughters

Jefferson didn’t start the fire He just wrote a list, patriot grievances Washington wasn’t always that great No he lost in Ohio, needed France to win though

Confederation, Shay Rebels, Fed Papers Outsell The Bill of Rights, Farewell Address, Ale-sedition Resolutions, Midnight Judges, Jefferson Revolution Louisiana, Impressed to Britain

Hartford, Monroe, Good Feelings about to blow, Corrupt Bargain, Democrats, Jackson’s here, He’ll veto that Specie, Henry Clay, Trail of Tears, Court case Mexico, Slaves or no, Tensions between race

Sullivan started expansion, Manifest Destiny, Polk wanted that treaty Douglass spoke against slavery, The whole North agreed, but the South had to feed

Dred Scott, Wilmot, Bleeding Kansas, Uncle Tom Lincoln, Republican, ‘federate secession Civil War, Antietam, Claim Emancipation Three racial amendments, New South Reconstruction

Corporations, railroads, Hayes elected, now Jim Crow Labor unions, populism, Wyoming and feminism Lightbulb, Nez Perce, Pendleton, Dawes Severalty ICC, Wounded Knee, Plessy v Ferguson

Turner says the frontier’s closing, Century of Dishonor, Ghost Dance met with fire Sherman Act used against the unions, Carnegie says Gospel, but just read The Jungle

Spanish War, Open Door, Time for a first world war Zimmer, Palmer, Great Migration-Harlem Great Gatsby in the Twenties, meet Sacco and Venzetti Scopes Tryed, Credit buys, crash and Great Depression

FDR, New Deal, Meet for Atlantic Charter Internment, atomic, all thanks to Pearl Harbor

Women get to move a step up, Rosie the Riveter, except for right after US disagrees with Soviets, Economic int’rests over communists

George Kennan, domino, Korean War and NATO Truman Doctrine, Berlin, Marshall Plan Sputnik, Red scare, LBJ and medicare Civil rights pick up again, Brown Board no segregation

TET Offensive, Watergate, Dictators we instigate Camp David, Panama, Iran wants to get the Shah Conservatives hate newbies, want Reagan from the movies, Star Wars, Stonewall, Hey I think that should be all

Five hundred years of APUSH From colony regions to building these legions You’re gonna nail that edam Cause if you study You’ll get at least a three, a three, a three, a three…

Who else was looking at this doggo!!!

No offense but if I had the money and was invited to the met gala I would legit go off I don’t care if I looked ridiculous like I would want to be a piece of moving art. like I just broke out the lourve looking ass bitch, night at the museum waking my statue ass up looking as bitch and everyone with they damn sears clearance prom dresses could go home

I looked up “how to exact revenge” and I came across an image that resonates with me daily.

the post infinity war moodboard

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/joshhprz/status/992140539414839296?s=19

Met Gala 2018

Honestly the bar is so fucking low for men and they’re still coming out so lackluster at the Met Gala. Women celebs are showing up as walking performance art and what about the fellas? Oh, another black tux but this time you’re wearing red shoes. Call the narcs. Oh, maybe this radical boy is gonna slam us with some black velvet. How controversial. You think a shift to yet another safe texture is enough? Where’s the lace? The collars! Where are the crowns of thorns? What man is going to be the only lion amongst a den of cowards and waltz in there with that Saint Sebastian vibe, assnaked and unmistakably gay? Catholicism hasn’t been horny for beefy, dying men for centuries just so we can play it safe with another boring black tux.

by Phil Chester

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

This is literally the best submission i’ve ever gotten

Chadwick Boseman’s look at the Met Gala + Details

Lynda Carter - 2018 Met Gala

@miss-rumphius

I HADN’T SEEN THE BACK I LOVE HER

OH AND LOOK AT THE CLOSE UP OF THE CROWN

yes BRING THE JUDAISM, WONDER WOMAN!

My favorite looks from the Met Gala 2018 - Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.

Rihanna in Maison Margiela

Ariana Grande in Dolce & Gabbana

Lana del Rey in Gucci

Zendaya in Versace