I'm not lying when I say this tweet brought a tear to my eye

Thank you Jorts

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

it’s okay to not like your mother

someone’s relationship with their mother has no weight on their value as a person, or their moral compass , nor does it gauge how compassionate or kind they are.

some of you don’t hear how selfish and privileged you sound saying “I can’t imagine hating my mom!” and “having a bad relationship with their mom is a red flag!” not everyone is gifted with a kind mother. not everyone is gifted with a mother at all

the funny thing about the whole "no one wants to work" trend is that this is, hypothetically, how wages are supposed to go up naturally under capitalism. When wages are too low, workers refuse to work, so businesses raise their wages. The problem is that american companies are so used to paying people scraps and so far removed from the idea of workers having any kind of power or demanding some degree of dignity that they're just completely dumbfounded by this. When everyone refuses to work, their first instinct isn't "oh, our wages are too low" it's to post signs complaining about kids these days and begging people to pwease pwease come back to work I pwomise you won't get the cowonaviwus whiwe being yewwed at by a woman who compwains they made hew food wrong and demands a comped dessewt befowe leaving you a $2 tip

Elven Ambush by Nikolay Donskikh.

Lol don’t fuck with humans

I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

right?????

STAR WARS: EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999) dir. George Lucas

i’m obsessed with the thought of boromir smoking with the hobbits and getting absolutely fucking blasted

Boromir: man this edible aint shit

1 hr later:

People on here are all yess dilfs <3 and then they draw the smoothest 20 year old you've ever seen like no........ You don't get it. If your old man doesn't have any texture to him what's the point