“Did I scare you?” “No”
im watching a reality show about two naked strangers survivingn on a beach and from day one the man got sunburned and laid down complaining for the rest ofthe week and the woman built shelter and tools and took care of his burns and basically got shit done while he sat in te shadow
he got better and he dug a well until he found water, she warned him not to drink it without finding a way to boil it first, he ignored her and got diarrhea
this is how our species fucking survived ya know
my anaconda 🐍don't💁🙅 my anaconda🐍 don't🙅💁 want none unless u got buns🍞 Hun boy toy👦👅💏💦 named bush did 9/11✈️🏢🗽😱 used to live in Detroit 🏬🏫🏡
sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented
ITS BACK
#TeamISawBothColorsAndImScared
sometimes i see a photo of fall out boy and i question why it was taken
OMG
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Talking to straight boys part 2
U done yet
It makes me so happy that they’re best friends
ISIS members all pray in different directions, how could they possibly be Muslims
"Sometimes the CIA forgets to teach people pretending to be Muslims that Mecca is in the same direction."
lmao
When 7 time Grammy winner, the biggest star in the world wants to meet a fan she knows from tumblr - she will do it. She will find them even in the big crowd of people. I love this woman so much.
sineadmurray replayed this a hundred times
Same 😏😪😪😪
chris pratt and adam scott on the hot tub time machine 2 red carpet.