*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

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The mint is out of the cage

Yes

YES

The mint is free

had a dream where Estelle, wanting to distance herself from Kanye West for obvious reasons, quietly had all digital versions of "American Boy" replaced with a remix featuring a haunting and experimental countermelody by Philip Glass

the general structure of the song was unchanged IIRC so it was just like. "take me to New York I want to see~ L.~ A.~" followed by a straight minute of some Silent Hill type shit that was at once baffling and deeply compelling

I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

tried to follow the path of the dot, got caught in a loop

Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Tony Hawk

redraw of that one tweet lol

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

on steam's downdetector page

by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don't understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he's tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn't even like playing basketball i don't think, he's just stupid good at it#he's counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a 'trotting coach' his words @sayheykid​

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

#basketball#I LEARNED THIS LORE I LEARNED THIS LORE#DUE TO OUR STAR WARS CHAT MELTING DOWN INTO ESPN SPORTZONE#so jokic has been giving these vibes for his team's ENTIRE championship run up to and INCLUDING after the win#at the press conference afterwards (bear in mind he has just won the most PRESTIGIOUS PRIZE in all basketball)#he said to the reporter 'the job is done now we can go home 😐'#and then in the morning presser after someone asked if jokic was excited for the parade#he was like 'parade? when is parade? no no - i need to go home' and put his head in his hands#AND THEN THE PARADE HAPPENED AND THE TEAM WAS PLIED WITH COPIOUS CHAMPAGNE AND ADORATION OF DENVER POPULACE#jokic got on the mike after several Champagne (TM) applications#and said 'HELLO DENVER I KNOW I TOLD I DIDN'T WANT TO STAY ON PARADE BUT I FUCKING WANT TO STAY ON PARADE THIS IS THE BEST'#(yes that is a verbatim quote you can CHECK me on it)#that night the entire team went to a club and jokic got a round of this special plum vodka for the table#it apparently DESTROYED them all bc the next morning one of his teammates did an IG live from his hotel bed#it was super dark and you could see like half the poor dude's face smushed against the pillow#and he said in the most Sickly and Hungover Voice Imaginable#'i want you all to know...this is nikola's fault...he did this to me...#i'm never drinking again...it was that serbian shit...nikola did this to me...' (via @takiki16)

this narrative needs to be exposed to the world and not hidden in the tags. long live star wars espn sportzone chat.

*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

i wonder if the karl marx yaoi artist kept my karl marx puppet. forrest and i started dating because of that puppet i hope they cherish it

okay so this will be a longer one. sorry

for my 20th birthday my one nonbinary friend named Scooter was like one of the only people to bring me a gift even though i was like nooo i dont need anything so naturally im intrigued when they roll up with a party bag and say 'open this but you have to read the paper okay'

and so this fucking. thng is in there. on the piece of paper theres a printed amazon review that they are ushering me to read so, i do, out loud:

so naturally this thing becomes like a cherished fucking treasure of mine. when i get kicked out of my house mid-pandemic, this is like one of the first things i grab on the way out.

flash forward, im living in my grammas basement, which is mostly cement and has no windows, and also occasionally has voles drop from the cieling because its very poorly sealed, and so i cant sleep at 3 AM because a vole is running around my room and i cant catch it

so like a normal person, i think 'hey i should make a video' and so i film a 'Karl Marx Bring Me The Horizon x Megan The Stallion Yaoi Thirst Video' in my desolate saw-movie looking basement where, the only thing visible occasionally is my hands, and occasionally i flash images of karl marx anime drawn yaoi

well the artist that draws that yaoi is on tumblr you can look them up and i did get permission for this but i know they dont like being swamped by people trolling them and i feel like its best to let them exist peacefully in their own biome

the important part of this story is that my boyfriend, currently a stranger to me, saw this video and said 'that was pretty funny' and for whatever ungodly reason went to my profile, thought 'hey this person's pretty cute' instead of thinking i might be insane like everyone else and then we started talking after that (we've been together almost three years and live together now)

well anyway for our 1 year anniversary i, wanted to pay proper tribute to the marx doll, and we were moving in together so i knew. i knew it was time. he was too good for me. so i reached out to the karl marx yaoi artist on tumblr and said 'hey i want to properly thank you for letting me use your art in my video. do you like puppets?' to which they went '?' and i showed them the puppet

and well man the rest is history. karl marx yaoi guy if you see this i hope you still have him, and thanks for helping me get gay married

are they dead

today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers

tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing