reblog to bless a dash
i’m loving this episode
im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out
what’s the mood for october?
What did he mean by this?
that’s for you to decide
not only do i want the penguins NOT to visit the white house this year, i also want them to give the most thinly veiled excuses possible when asked. like oh, sorry we can’t be at the white house… sidney’s got a cold… tanger is washing his hair that day… geno just forgot how to speak english… not that we’d expect his russian to be too much trouble for the current white house staff, but all the same,
oh my god wait this post is about hockey
omg i found this video on youtube called “elk hunting chihuahua” and the guy is like “make sure you have a good hunting dog” and just opens his backpack to reveal his lil chihuahua named coco and tells us how amazing she is at hunting
and then he just whips her out and says “you gotta have one of these things, they can track, and they’re just the best hunting dogs in the world” and that was the whole video and honestly i’ve never wanted a chihuahua more in my life
so my bus home got stopped by a dude w/ 2 guns (spoiler: they were fake) and the bus driver spent like a good 20 minutes talking him down until the police came, wow i fucking love this country
Birthday present from work!
William, 19
“I am wearing a shiffon button up, a gold lion necklace, gold bracelet, and custom Elemntri pants. My style is influenced by rock'n roll and pop culture icons such as Michael Jackson, Beyonce, Prince, Bobby Brown, Jimi Hendrix. I would even go as far as to say Little Richard. My current favorites include the pre fall 2017 Gucci campaign. The variety of outfits Prince wore for the Purple Rain tour also inspire me. I’ve dedicating my wardrobe to more silk and satin materials lately, I’ve become a big fan of blouses. One could say that I just prefer to look as luxurious as possible.”
Aug 26, 2017 ∙ Afropunk Festival