Christian people say, “no one is born gay”, but no one is born Christian either.

whoop there it is

me when someone doesn’t respond to my texts instantly

HAHAHAHAHA CHOKING

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

Bellaaa🐮

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

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