Happy Birthday Tove Jansson!

we miss you!

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

deleting long and ugly embarrassing captions on posts is the most fun you can have on tumblr

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t because he was dumb or not listening. He also realized as soon as they all grabbed their ingredients, not after he cooked. He explained it to alton and the judge, and they were really cool about it, like “ok well just cook the brisket the best you can, aright?” And it was really good, so some other chump who made an awful dish went home instead of him!!

(And after this Alton started describing the dishes so it wouldn’t happen again)

im so happy he didnt lose for that mistake id eat that brisket

@ porn blogs who keep following me

I have never seen a more relatable tweet

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat

huge gay trench coat georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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