Anonymous asked:
b u t t m u n c h .
8) it me
Anonymous asked:
munch on it cause ur a buttmunch!!!
i prefer ANUS CRUNCHER 3000
Anonymous asked:
eat it so good!!
[sad frog meme]
Anonymous asked:
eat my ass
time and location bb
pref # ? - wat he say b4 he pull out
mikel: XoXo^bOrN 2 PleeZ, bUt TaUgHt 2 TeAsE^XoXo
calem: it's called common sense motherfucker I'm out
ashtun: 2 yung 4 da digno babies
luek: my mama said i gotta come home right now
pref 11- how u have sex ((IN HAWAII))
ashtun: LETS HAVE SEX NEAR THAT VOLCANO
mikel: ride me while i play video games but don't lemme fuck up OR IMMA FUCK U UP M8
calem: lets go adventuring and do the frack w coconuts and hot Hawaiian dudes bruh
luek: we can't have sex liz is in the same room lets go exploring w mummy instead
i think i love you
i love me 2
Anonymous asked:
can you do a pref like your wedding song, or something like that. Idk man I just really love your posts.
like how like the wedding song??? bc i already did the song that reminds him of u and stuff and like i suck at like thinking of songs actually i rly just suck in general but pls b more specific idk
pref 10: animal u remind him of
mikel: bunny cos he wanna hop on dat ass
ashtun: mosquito bc he slap u away when u suck his BLOOD (he want blow job not blood job)
luek: raccoon bc u cute but r like 40% rabid animal
calem: toucan bc he wanna wear u around his dingaling (and share u w/ luek tru luv)
aha request what u want me to do next k my brain is fried
and who's your favorite Disney princess (i forgot the question dammit)
TIANA AURORA AND RAPUNZEL ship: me or luke but more me hmu song: just before goodbye - nina nesbittblurb: u n luek was swingn on swaggie swingie he hop off n look @ u 'me bet u can't go further than ME BC IM THE BEST' u stare @ him b4 jumpn off u accidentally kick him in his dong 'bae im sorry bae we still baes aight aight bae' he stand up n give u ring 'we b baes 5eva ily' u cry 'ily2 boo'http://fivesauceimagines.tumblr.com/post/85267578289/shipping-for-the-bestest-aka-me-aha
Anonymous asked:
im laughing so hard in class omfg
promo me to ur teacher thx
Anonymous asked:
I just made my brother read your latest pref after he asked what I found so funny and he turned and looked my straight in the eye and asked "is this person sane?" And tbh idk
if he didn't laff @ the calum one u shud just kill him u dont need that kinda negativity in ur life
Anonymous asked:
Your last preference my GOD I'm crying no one can do your work any justice. I was looking through the hashtags and is #calanul actually a thing like wtf???
#calanal is lyfe r u telln me u wouldn't let calum fuck ur ass???
prefer #9(?): wat he do when u go into labor
mikel: k I heard u SHUT UP LUKE (he look @ u) im gettn pander express n then we can go to the hospital bb
ashtun: *sings maria by jb* *punches nurse* *parkours out of hospital*
luek: MUMMY WHAT DO I DO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HELP *sucks thumb* [whispers] u can do dis luke *throws up* *starts car* shit do I even have me license m8???? YOLO
calem: we would have this fuckn issue if u just took it up THE ASS LIKE A REAL MAN common sense motherfucker im out [peace sign emoji]
#5sos#5 seconds of summer#5sosfam#5sos family#michael clifford#ashton irwin#luke hemmings#calum hood#michael#luke#calum#ashton#clifford#hemmings#hood#irwin#dominantmichael#420calum#michaelgclifford#ash5sos#5sos-unofficial#cashood#anal with calum#calanal#preferences#labor#liz hemmings#is mentioned as always she da mama bae#stopitcalum
would anyone b interested in helping me run this blog?