wow ive not been here in forever.....
A present for onion-flavored-nightmare!!!
The Onion Family in happier days
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Hey guys! I’m sorry I poofed for so long--summer got really crazy but I’m back now quq aND JUST IN TIME FOR STEVEN BOMB 3
⸗ “Sure. Whatever. Knock yourself out… saves me an hour or two of trouble anyhow. Might be kind of amusing to watch as well. You do know these are automatic doors, right?” ⸗
✦ “Yes, I know it’s an automatic door. I’m not stupid Peridot. Surely it’s not that hard to fix..”
⸗ “Well, find something else! Breaking things is definitely not the solution to your… boredom. Cause guess who has to fix things once they’re broken? I do.” ⸗
✦ “I can fix it. It’s a door. How hard can it be? It’s not like it’s repairing the ship or creating a communication device. It’s a door.”
⸗ “Screw your attention-grabbing entrance. You broke the door! I mean, you could have knocked and it would’ve startled me. I don’t know why you’re trying to make an entrance anyhow.” ⸗
✦ “I dunno. It seemed fun, Peridot. Not like I have anything better to do here. So what if I decide to be a little attention grabbing. Everything around here is too technological for my expertise. You said I’m not allowed to touch anything, after all.”
erudiitus asked:
[ "Why did you have to break down the door? It wasn't locked, and I just had it painted!" ]
✦ “It seemed like it would be more fun to actually cause an amazing entrance than just walking in. Gotta admit it was pretty attention grabbing.”
[ "Why did you have to break down the door? It wasn't locked, and I just had it painted!" ]
✦ “It seemed like it would be more fun to actually cause an amazing entrance than just walking in. Gotta admit it was pretty attention grabbing.”
Kim Possible {Sentence Starters}
⸗ “Well, the most obvious option is to take it and pin the blame on some other opposing nation, but that’s just a baseline idea. Either way, it’s going to take some time to figure out what to do with it. I mean, it has absolutely zero value to either of us.” ⸗
✦ “I dunno. Keep it as a trophy or something? Maybe an offering to the higher ups once we’re off this miserable planet. After all, a planet can’t function if all of its nations are warring with one another. Anarchy breeds discord, and through discord they are defenseless.”
⸗ “Well, it’s not always about ‘fun’, is it? This is about efficiency. And it’s apparently some sort of valuable and important governmental doctrine. Stealing it would cause such an uproar, I can’t find a reason not to do it.” ⸗
✦ “Fine... If it makes these humans miserable and chaotic, then I say we do it. How should we go about doing this? I really would love to see them rebel against one another... Makes everything else easier later."
⸗ “No, this is a purely stealth mission that requires hours of preplanning and careful finesse in execution. So no, no breaking things… Okay maybe a few things.” ⸗
✦ “But breaking things is way more fun... I enjoy breaking things. But whatever. What exactly is this ‘Declaration of Independence’ anyhow?”
[ "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!" ]
✦ “What’s that? Is it important and does it involve me breaking things?”
National Treasure {Sentence Starters}
I am 200% behind commander Peridot