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Just a girl, lurking about. I like wonderful pictures of places I want to go, people who analyze the hell out of shows I love, Daria (forever) and I might throw a song in there that I like or a nice quote i've read or heard.
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I'm happy I have another birthday to celebrate! ☺️

This last year has been made easier by my friends on here. I won't make an exhaustive list (I'm afraid of unintentionally leaving anyone off it; it's a good problem to have, lol). But if you're reading this, and you know we're friends -- or we've had friendly and enjoyable conversations -- I mean you. (I know who you are, and I hope you do, too.) ♥️🤗

Happy Belated Birthday!!!!

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The originals really should've been obsessed with Bonnie. The way Bennett witches were wrapped up in everything, they most likely knew several of her ancestors over the centuries. Damon too should've come to mystic falls seeking Bonnie out, especially with the somergraham chemistry it could've been really interesting

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Links to the Rest of the Story: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5

Disclaimer: That ‘70s Show copyright The Carsey-Werner Company, LLC and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, LLC.

Outline of (and Notes for) the Last Part of the Story

Eric feels guilty about being attracted to Pam Macy physically. He thinks to himself or says to the angel that maybe he doesn’t deserve Donna because of this.

Buddy will give Eric (and maybe all his friends) the concert tickets. Buddy takes Jackie’s place in the Vista Cruiser.

ERIC asks Buddy why Buddy’s nice to him. Eric’s the new kid at school, etc. Buddy says he knows what it’s like not to fit in. “Yeah, I’m popular and rich, but I still have to hide part of who I really am … just like you.”

This was a good story.

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AU T7S Where Kelso Doesn't Exist on the Show

This turned into an outline/first-draft hybrid of a fanfic I would call One Difference: Michael Kelso Doesn't Exist.

Quite a few twists. Lots of Zen. Plenty for the other characters, too.

Season 1

  • Jackie joins the basement gang because of Fez. Jackie enjoys his flattery and attention, but she hasn't promised him anything romantic or sexual. She also keeps her time in Eric's basement secret, acting like she doesn't know Fez, Donna, Eric, or Hyde while in school.
  • Hyde influences Eric to be more delinquent than he otherwise would be. Without Kelso as his partner in crime, Eric fills that role.
  • Eric gets into more trouble with both his parents because of his shenanigans with Hyde. Donna also finds Eric slightly hotter for his rebelliousness. In canon season seven, she tells Eric she thinks it's hot when he does naughty stuff.
  • Unfortunately for Eric, his parents don't agree. He doesn't get the Vista Cruiser, as he does in "That '70s Pilot" (1x01). They tell him that unless and until he acts responsible enough to have a car, he's not getting one from them.
  • Red's opinion about Hyde is also different. Instead of seeing Hyde as a good kid who rough around the edges, he thinks Hyde's a danger to his son and tells Eric Hyde's no longer allowed in the house. He also tells Eric to let Hyde find another dumbass to get into trouble with.
  • Jackie wants to go to the junior prom so badly that she accepts Fez's invitation. Problem is that she's finding herself attracted to Hyde in spite of herself. Before Red banned him from the basement, regardless of how annoyed he is by Jackie, she's drawn to him.
  • Hyde is the only one who fights the guy (and his friends) who punched Eric unconscious in "Grandma's Dead" (1x23). Without Kelso there, Fez tries to help but is tossed aside and passes out.
  • Hyde gets more than a fat lip from that bar fight. He's bruised all over. He's allowed to go to Grandma Forman's funeral to support Eric (because of Kitty).
  • When Red sees Hyde, he assumes the worst about why Hyde's bruised and swollen. Eric tells Red what Hyde did for him, and that significantly changes Red's mind about Hyde.
  • Fez is confused as to why Jackie runs hot and cold with him. Hyde and Eric both answer that she's a nutbag and he should look for a girlfriend elsewhere. Donna, though, defends Jackie. They're friends now, and Jackie's helped Donna transition her friendship with Eric into a romance.
  • Fez decides to fight even harder for Jackie's love, and Hyde and Eric groan.
  • After Edna abandons Hyde, Red (without knowing yet what happened) lets Hyde join his for dinner three nights in one week. During these dinners, Red starts to understand that Hyde is a good boy who's rough around the edges. Kitty, who always liked Hyde, is grateful for how he stood up for her son.
  • Once Red and Kitty learn that Hyde's mom abandoned him, he allows Hyde to live with them on probationary status. Hyde has to cut out the nonsense and stop cutting classes.
  • Hyde excels at following Red's conditions, so much so that Eric becomes jealous. With Hyde no longer doing senseless stupid stunts, Eric decides to do a stunt of his own. He's got way more experience in it since Hyde essentially trained him in the art for eleven years.
  • Eric, who's earned the Vista Cruiser a third through the season, decides to take his mom's keys to the Toyota and find out how fast and far it can go on one tank of gas. Donna, Hyde, and Fez try to convince him not to.
  • Jackie is present for this moment, and she encourages Eric to go with his plan. This pisses off Donna and Hyde, but Fez finds it hot (despite not wanting Eric to do it).
  • Hyde tells Eric if he's gonna do something so stupid, Hyde better go with him.
  • Eric ends up swerving to avoid another car, but the Toyota's bumper falls off and the left taillight is busted. A good measure of paint has been scraped off.
  • When Red discovers what happened to his car, Hyde takes responsibility for it. Eric objects and says it's his fault. They fight over it, and Red fights internally with himself whether to blame Hyde and kick him out.
  • But, unlike Donna and Fez who have run off, Jackie steps in and says it was Eric's idea and that Hyde tried to stop him. She's a witness. She knows Hyde will be homeless if Hyde doesn't let Eric take responsibility, and then she'll lose access to him.
  • Red is relieved and disappointed. He makes Eric and Hyde work to pay off the car repairs. Rather than being upset by this punishment, Hyde feels more like part of the family.

Season 2

  • Fez tricks Jackie into a kiss during the movies. Once she realizes what he's doing, she stops him. With no Kelso to slug Fez, Jackie runs out of the theater.
  • Jackie tells Donna what happened and admits she liked the kiss. She's considering dating Fez in secret.Donna has two problems with this idea: one, Fez tricked her into a kiss, which doesn't set a good precedent for the start of a relationship; and two, Jackie shouldn't date Fez in secret. If Jackie has romantic feelings for him, she should be proud to date him and not let xenophobia -- or fear of others' xenophobia -- dictate how she lives her life.
  • Jackie says in this conversation that she's never had a boyfriend before and she's getting long in the tooth. It's time for her to start dating already. Fez is a terrible choice. "He worships me. He's great dancer, but ..."
  • Donna says, "He's foreign."
  • Jackie says, "No. I mean yes, but you're right that I shouldn't treat him like a dirty little secret. The problem is ... I love kissing, and Fez is good at it, but I'm not sure Fez is the one I want to kiss."
  • Donna, shocked and intrigued, says, "Is there someone else you want to kiss?"
  • Jackie becomes cagey, an obvious tell, and Donna calls her out on it: "There is someone you want to kiss! Who is it? Do I know him?"
  • Jackie, very uncomfortable, escapes the question by escaping the conversation (and Donna).
  • In the circle with Eric, Hyde, and Fez, Donna does her best to keep her mouth shut about Jackie. But Fez brings up how he kissed Jackie at the movies and that Jackie ran away afterward.
  • Eric and Hyde rag on Fez (and Jackie): "Why Jackie? I mean ... why Jackie?" "You found the Holy Grail, man -- the secret to gettin' Jackie to disappear."
  • Donna, unhappy about their burns, says, "Jackie liked the kiss, you jackasses -- " which makes Fez brighten -- "but she wants someone else to kiss her that way."
  • Fez, Hyde, and Eric: "Who?"
  • Donna: "I don't know. She wouldn't tell me."
  • Eric: "Oh, God -- that must mean it's one of us!"
  • Hyde: "Donna's hot. Wouldn't blame her."
  • Eric: "Not Donna. Us! You and me!"
  • Hyde: "No way, Forman. You make her sick, and she makes me sick. She wouldn't go after her best friend's boyfriend anyway."
  • Donna, Eric, and Fez: "How do you know that?"
  • Hyde: "Uh ... "
  • Donna (teasing, singing): "Hyde and Jackie sitting in ... in ... have you two ever sat in anything together?"
  • Fez (sad): "Only the remains of my heart."
  • Hyde: "Look, last winter at her ski cabin, she whined to me about wanting this guy Jake Bradley -- "
  • Eric: "The Jake Bradley? The Vikings quarterback?"
  • Hyde: "Yeah. But he's dating Kat Peterson, so that's never gonna happen."
  • Donna (remembering): "Right! And you tried to 'comfort' her by saying Jake wouldn't cheat on Kat with Pam Macy either, so Jackie's in good company.
  • Hyde (chuckling to himself): "That was a pretty good burn."
  • Donna: "You were a total jerk that weekend -- and not just to her."
  • Hyde: "Yup. I was. [Sincerely to Donna] Sorry, man. For all of it. No excuses. Just a reason: head was screwed up from my ma. Wouldn't want anyone to do to me what I did to you, and I'm glad we're still cool though I don't deserve it."
  • Donna's about to accept his apology, but Eric says, "What did you do to her?"
  • Fez (morose): "What I did to Jackie."
  • Eric (pissed and confused, to Hyde): "You kissed her in a movie theater in Alpine Valley?"
  • Donna and Hyde: "The ski cabin."
  • Hyde: "And she slapped me good. Too bad it didn't knock sense into my skull."
  • After this circle, Eric is uneasy about Hyde.
  • Laurie, bored, finds a sad Fez moping around the Forman driveway. She gets him to open up about Jackie's latest but as-yet unspoken romantic rejection of him. Laurie sees an opportunity to amuse herself.
  • Laurie: "You're a virgin, right?"
  • Fez: "Yes -- no! I have done it with many women. Like a stallion."
  • Laurie: "Mm-hmm. Care to prove it?"
  • Fez glances around. "Where?"
  • Laurie holds up the keys to her parents' Toyota and nods her head toward the car.
  • "B-b-but we could get caught!" Fez says.
  • "It'll be more fun that way," Laurie says and pulls Fez to the car.
  • A little later, Hyde goes to the driveway. The garage door is open. The Toyota is rocking. At first Hyde thinks the Formans are having sex, and he back away. Then Laurie screams, "Fez!" in passion (and in an attempt to get caught).
  • Hyde is more repulsed by the idea of Fez and Laurie screwing than the Formans and flees to The Hub.
  • At The Hub, Jackie is eating at a table alone. Hyde brings his tray of fries, a hot dog, and a soda to her table.
  • Jackie (suspicious and intrigued): "What do you want?"
  • Hyde: "You don't have to worry about Fez anymore."
  • Jackie: "Huh?"
  • Hyde: "Look, we all know he's been after you for months, but someone caught him in her web today. He's probably gonna stay there willingly, even if the spider sucks out his insides ... leavin' him a dried husk."
  • Jackie (annoyed): What are you talking about, Hyde?"
  • Hyde: "Spotted Laurie and Fez doing the backseat bossa nova."
  • Jackie: "Is that some kind of dance?"
  • Hyde (smirking): "Some kind. Doesn't require clothes. [To himself] Hope he's wearin' a condom."
  • Jackie (understanding): "HE'S HAVING SEX WITH LAURIE?"
  • Hyde winces at her shout. "You should be happy, man. Now that she's got Fez on his back, he'll get off yours."
  • Jackie: "I -- well -- who's gonna ... "
  • Hyde: "What?"
  • Jackie: "You'll just burn me if I tell you."
  • Hyde: "Likely. [Gently] You can still tell me."
  • Jackie: "It's just that ... I don't get a lot of attention at home, okay? And I have no boyfriend to lavish me with the adoration I totally deserve, so now that Fez'll be all over Laurie, I'm gonna be alone."
  • Hyde: "Not alone. Lonely."
  • Jackie: "What's the difference?"
  • Hyde: "Trust me; there's a difference."
  • Jackie stares at Hyde a moment. Then she says, "I do. I do trust you."
  • Hyde, realizing he made a big mistake, says, "I'm gonna take the rest of my lunch to-go." He stands up with his tray of food and leaves The Hub while Frank (the manager and cashier) yells at him about it. Hyde says, "I'll bring it back!" and hurries away outside.
  • Fez, exhilarated and a little scared by what happened between himself and Laurie, looks for someone to confide in. He wants someone who will react helpfully, so Eric's out. Hyde's at The Hub with Jackie, so Fez can't find him. Next door, however, is Donna.
  • Nervously, Fez relates to Donna that he just lost his virginity to Laurie. Donna's first reaction is disgust and shock, but she recovers and asks if he's okay. "And please tell me you used a condom."
  • Fez: "I don't know if I'm okay -- but yes, Pépé wore a coat. Laurie said I was all right, which is a synonym for *okay,* but did she really mean it? And the first-first time lasted five seconds. The second first time was eight minutes and -- "
  • Donna: "Spare me the second-by-second breakdown. Please. I want to know how you feel -- emotionally. Because, y'know, it's Laurie! And how did this even happen?"
  • Fez (laughing): "Oh, you silly virgins and you're silly questions. Sex-education in this country is very lacking. You see, women have -- "
  • Donna: "I know how sex works! I mean how did you and Laurie ... *why* did you and Laurie?"
  • Fez: "Oh. She was bored. I was heartbroken over Jackie, and now Fez is no longer a virgin. But what if Laurie just used me to burn Eric? Or if she'll never have sex with me again? Or if that will be my *only* time having sex? Because I liked it ... about four minutes into the second first time."
  • Donna wishes Hyde were the one Fez was talking to. She's very uncomfortable. She's also worried about how this situation will affect Fez and Eric. She says, "Laurie is always up to something. Whatever you do, even if it's having sex with her again, don't trust her. And don't mistake sex for love. They're totally not the same thing. And I think you should tell Eric right away. Like now."
  • Fez: "Wow. This is a lot to think about."
  • Donna: "I just don't want you or Eric to get hurt."
  • Donna supports Fez by being present in the basement when Fez tells Eric about Laurie. Eric has a negative reaction, and Donna tries to calm him down. Hyde enters the basement amid this bit of chaos.
  • Hyde: "So Forman knows Fez and Laurie did it, huh?"
  • Fez, Donna and Eric: "How do you know about that?"
  • Hyde: "I was there, man. In the driveway. Saw the Formans' Toyota rattling around. Once I spotted the cause, I was outta there."
  • Eric, hoping to find an ally, says to Hyde, "So what now? Laurie's not hanging out with us just 'cause she and Fez committed that abominable act."
  • Hyde (to Fez): "Whatever you do, whoever you do, is your business, man. Just don't make it ours, all right?"
  • Donna: "I already warned him not to fall in love with her."
  • Fez grows annoyed at his friends' controlling, unsupportive attitudes. He decides that if Laurie's interested in him, he'll have fun with her as long as it lasts.
  • Throughout the rest of the season, Fez and Laurie's strange relationship continues. Jackie's disgusted and thankful she'd realized she doesn't have romantic feelings for him early. Red is oblivious, but eagle-eyed Kitty recognizes that Laurie is "playing" with Fez (please excuse the unavoidable double entendre).
  • Kitty sits Laurie down and has a serious talk with her. Kitty knows Laurie is in no way faithful to Fez and doesn't want her to break Fez's heart. Laurie tries to reassure Kitty, albeit dismissively, that the heart isn't the organ Fez is concerned about.
  • Dissatisfied, Kitty goes to Red. Big mistake. Red puts the onus on Fez and tries to scare him off Laurie. Fez tells Laurie about this development, which makes her want Fez more.
  • Jackie tries to befriend Hyde, much to his annoyance. She likes how real he is, especially compared to the guys who are part of her social circle at school. She finds in his personality and demeanor aspects she feels she lacks within herself and is attracted (platonically) by that.
  • Hyde shows no interest in reciprocating any friendship until he witnesses at school a nasty encounter Jackie has with a very competitive cheer squad teammate, Julie. Julie is gunning for cheer captain for the varsity team next year. She sees Jackie as a threat and uses Jackie's lack of boyfriend as a way to spread rumors about her.
  • Hyde teaches Jackie his version of Zen so she can protect herself. He also introduces her to the circle in between lessons. Unfortunately, being Zen goes only so far when Jackie Burkhart is a lesbian (remember, 1970s) and other untrue statements about her are written on blackboards and whispered by students whenever Jackie walks into a classroom or a school hallway.
  • To mitigate these rumors, Jackie starts dating Chip. Hyde is wary of this development and keeps an eye on it.
  • Before Jackie and Chip's third date, at school Hyde questions Chip -- whom Hyde knows is a year older than Jackie and has bragged about previous sexual "conquests". Chip says what he and Jackie have is quid quo pro. Chip goes on a few dates with her, tolerates the yapping, and on the last date he gets to nail her.
  • Hyde: "Is tonight gonna be the last date?"
  • Chip: "Hell yeah. She's a bitch."
  • Pow!
  • Hyde lays out Chip with one punch. It's witnessed by a lot of students, including Jackie. Jackie wants to know what happened. Hyde manages to get out, "He said bitch. Last date. Nail you -- "
  • Unlike the Jackie of T7S Prime, this one is a virgin at this time on the show. She's sexually inexperienced, and she pieces together what Chip intended and why Hyde punched him.
  • Unfortunately, the school principal arrives. As he hauls Hyde to his office, Jackie shouts that she loves Hyde. Many students witness this moment, too.
  • The principal suspends Hyde from school for the rest of the year, which only has two weeks left, but it means he can't take his finals. He'll have to attend summer school and anger management classes.
  • Eric and Donna's stories in season 2 are relatively unaffected by Kelso's absence except as described above.

Season 3

  • Jackie happy-brags to Donna about what went down and why Hyde has to go to summer school. Donna thinks what Hyde did is noble but that Jackie needs to tell her dad about it since the principal doesn't know.
  • Jackie thinks Donna's idea is great. She does tell her father, who uses his influence to get Hyde out of anger management and a commendation on his transcript for community spirit-- despite the principal condemning the use of violence to solve issues. Chip is expelled because of Jack's influence (and fury that someone thought to hurt his daughter in such a way).
  • Hyde remains suspended for one week but is allowed to return to school to take his finals.
  • Jackie is flustered that Hyde doesn't thank her for her intervention on his behalf. He protected her, and she protected him, so -- to her mind -- they should be really close now.
  • When Jackie confronts Hyde about his lack of gratitude, he tells her he never would've had to punch the guy (Chip) if Jackie didn't give into social pressure. Although this statement is victim-blaming, Jackie does think hard about how toxic her social circle is and tells Hyde he's right. She'll choose her friends better. In fact, he'll be seeing a lot more of her from now on.
  • Hyde complains to Eric and Donna about this latest situation. Donna's pissed at Hyde for blaming Jackie for Chip nearly taking advantage of her.
  • Eric, meanwhile, is still focused on Fez and Laurie's relationship and says he bets Laurie took advantage of Laurie, but no one was around to punch her before she could get to him -- not that a man should punch a lady. But if Donna had been there ...
  • Donna slaps Eric's shoulder and tells him to pay attention to the matter at hand.
  • Hyde takes to heart Donna's point about victim-blaming Jackie and wants to make it right. He apologizes to Jackie, in his own way. He says, "I get feelin' pressured, and sometimes it puts us in situations we don't know are dangerous. Chip is a sneaky bastard, and you're not used to sneaky bastards. I am, but you couldn't have seen what he had planned for ya. Even if you could -- "
  • Jackie: "You're rambling, Steven."
  • Hyde: "I don't ... yeah, okay, I do. I am. Anyway, I'm sorry for acting like a dillhole after I punched Chip. I kinda punched you, too, with my words."
  • Jackie: "Yeah, you did. It really hurt ... and not only because I really like you."
  • Hyde: "You shouldn't -- like me, I mean. I'm no good. But under your abrasive, bossy exterior is someone I can stand to be around."
  • Jackie (touched): "Aw! Does this mean we're friends?"
  • Hyde: "I knocked a guy's teeth in 'cause he called you a bitch and planned to do a lot worse, and you had your dad bail me out of goin' to summer school and more. People who hate each other generally don't do things like that, so ... "
  • Jackie (excitedly, hugging Hyde): "We're friends! Hey, why don't we go to the Sizzler for dinner and celebrate?"
  • Hyde (uncomfortable): "I'm not sure we -- "
  • Jackie: "I'll pay."
  • Hyde (now agreeable): "You've had a rough couple of weeks. Let's go, kid."
  • Jackie and Hyde's arc in season three is their growing friendship that they manage to conceal from everyone but Mrs. Forman. She keeps it mostly to herself but talks to Red about it. Red approves because of his experience with her in "Career Day" (1x18).
  • Fez and Laurie's relationship ends when Fez discovers that Laurie's cheating on him. His friends say they all warned him but still display various levels of sympathy.
  • Donna says, "Why did you like her so much anyway? She was mean to you most of the time."
  • Fez: *She had sex with me, Donna. Regularly! How could I not love a woman like that?"
  • Hyde: "Dude, you didn't love her."
  • Fez: "I loved that she had sex with me. Regularly! And sometimes strangely, which I also enjoyed very much."
  • To help Fez get over Laurie, Hyde takes Fez "cruising for chicks". It cheers Fez up a little, but he's relatively down the rest of the season.
  • Eric never gets the idea of getting Donna a promise ring because Kelso doesn't exist to give it to him. Still, Ric and Donna's relationship goes downhill because of h increasing independence and his increasing insecurity.
  • At the end of the season, Eric has an important conversation with Donna. He says, "When do you think we'll get married? Before college or after college?"
  • Donna (laughing, thinking he's joking): "Why not tomorrow? We could drive to Vegas, and an Elvis impersonator can officiate."
  • Eric: "I'm serious. Donna, I can't imagine my life without you."
  • Donna (stunned): "Are you, like, proposing?"
  • Eric: "Hypothetically if I were, what would you say?"
  • Donna: "I'd say, 'We're seventeen and have no idea where our lives will take us.'"
  • Eric: "But wherever they take us, you see us together ... don't you?"
  • This question leads to the rest of their breakup scene in "Promise Ring" -- minus the actual ring.

Season 4

  • Eric's depression proceeds as it does on the show. For the first half of the season, he dates random girls. Donna doesn't date.
  • The heartbroken Eric and Fez set up the get-Hyde-a-girlfriend party. Jackie invites Rhonda -- not because Jackie's insecure about not being the prettiest girl at the party but doesn't want to find Hyde a potential girlfriend. Fez and Rhonda hit it off.
  • With no Kelso and no vanity-driven insecurity, Jackie stays at the party and watches Hyde closely but sneakily. She's relieved when he doesn't seem seriously interested in any of the girls.
  • After a short absence, Hyde returns to the party with Melissa. Jackie recognizes how disrespectful and manipulatively Melissa treats Hyde. Once Melissa leaves, Jackie pulls Hyde aside.
  • Jackie: "Melissa's really pretty."
  • Hyde (still dazed by his attraction to Melissa): "Uh-huh ... "
  • Jackie: "She's also everything you hate about me."
  • Hyde: "What?"
  • Jackie: "You clearly didn't pay attention to how she acted. She was bossy, mean, and -- and -- what's that word you taught me, when you described how your mom used to give you the silent treatment whenever you pissed her off by blinking too loud?"
  • Hyde: "Withholding."
  • Jackie: "That's it! She's emotionally withholding, and she's gonna use that as a weapon against you if you date her. I can see it already."
  • Hyde (annoyed): "Jackie, I spent an hour with her. You can't tell all that."
  • Jackie: "You had one conversation with Chip, and you knew exactly what he had planned for me."
  • Hyde: "Because he told me!"
  • Jackie: "And Melissa told me. I might not have your sexual experience or whatever, but I'm an expert in manipulation. ... Just think about what happened between you two tonight before you call her, okay?"
  • Hyde (mostly because he wants to end the conversation): "... Okay."
  • But Hyde does as Jackie asks. He flashes back to how his mom treated his dad (Bud) and eventually himself. Melissa did seem to resent him already, and he'd end up resenting her. She might be a great girl -- but not for him. She clearly doesn't think he's enough for her as he is now. Not a great way to start a relationship.
  • At The Hub a few days later, Donna tells Hyde that Melissa told her he never called. Donna asks why.
  • Hyde: "You called me whipped after she left the party. That was enough."
  • Donna: "Oh, come on, Hyde. I was teasing. Melissa's really cool. You're cool. I don't think you should miss out on each other."
  • Hyde: "And I don't think you and Forman should've broken up. You obviously miss each other, but what can I do about it?"
  • Hyde hit the target he was aiming for. Donna, emotional and pissed, leaves The Hub.
  • Jackie arrives at The Hub and passes Donna, who says, "Hyde's being a jackass today. I wouldn't sit with him."
  • Jackie does sit with Hyde, however, and she gets him to spill about not calling Melissa and his interaction with Donna.
  • "Thanks, by the way, for lookin' out for me," he says.
  • Jackie: "That's what friends do even when it might piss their friend off like you did Donna."
  • Hyde: "She'll get over it. Don't know how she and Forman'll get over each other, though."
  • "Tornado Prom" (4x15) happens a few episodes earlier in this AU. Jackie really wants to win Snow Queen, but she laments to Hyde that she has no date. Hyde shrugs. Jackie says, "You could take me."
  • Hyde: "I could, but I won't. Plan on partying in the principal's office."
  • Jackie: "You can still do that. But if you're my date, the teacher-chaperones won't be as watchful of you."
  • Hyde: "Huh. ... All right. I owe you for Melissa -- and I hate owing anyone -- but no dancing."
  • Jackie: "Five dances, and you wear a tuxedo."
  • Hyde: "No dances, and I wear a shirt and pants."
  • Jackie: "Steven!"
  • Hyde: "Whatever. One dance."
  • Jackie: "Four and a tux. I'll rent it."
  • Hyde: "Two dances, and I wear the suit Bud left me after he -- well, left me the first time."
  • Jackie: "That mustard thing? Ew! ... Three dances, a nice suit jacket, pants, dress shirt, and tie I'll buy you, and I distract any teachers who might be eyeing you."
  • Hyde: "Deal."
  • During his dances with Jackie at Snow Prom, Hyde begins to realize his romantic, aesthetic, and sexual attraction to Jackie. It scares him. After their third dance, he definitely wants to have his circle in the principal's office. Jackie joins him with Fez and Rhonda.
  • Jackie falls asleep. Hyde draws a unibrow on her forehead. She wins Snow Queen, and Jake Bradley wins Snow King. Jackie is elated but can't understand why everyone in the gym is laughing at her. Then she sees her face in a mirror and knows Hyde is the culprit.
  • Jackie is furious, but instead of letting humiliation get the best of her, she goes Zen. Everyone is impressed, including Hyde -- and he knows now he's in big trouble.
  • After "Tornado Prom," Eric realizes he'll never get over Donna if he doesn't actually try. Without Jackie setting Donna up with Casey Kelso, Eric's able to focus on his own date life. He asks out Shelly ("Eric's Panties" [3x06], who is happy to go out with him.
  • Donna's emotional spiraling begins again. She doesn't want to date anyone, but she's afraid Eric and Shelly might actually have a chance at a relationship (unlike his previous dates).
  • Jackie (to Donna): "Oh, my God, you still love him!"
  • Donna: "Of course I do, but that doesn't mean I can be with him. He tried to control my life."
  • Jackie: "No, he confessed his undying commitment to you, and you rejected it."
  • Donna: "Because the second I carved out a little piece of my life just for myself, he freaked!"
  • Jackie: "Someone who loves you as much as Eric does would be willing to work through that."
  • Donna: "How do you know? You've never even had a boyfriend."
  • Jackie: "No, but I understand love and that it takes compromises and work ... and trust."
  • Donna: "Then I guess I don't trust Eric to work on compromising with me."
  • Jackie: "He compromised with you all the time!"
  • Donna: "I compromised with him. Until I was sick of him refusing to respect me enough to do the same."
  • Jackie: "Have you ever told him that?"
  • Donna: "I told him to trust me."
  • Jackie: "That's not the same thing."
  • Donna: "It should've been enough."
  • Jackie: "Obviously, it wasn't."
  • Donna: "Well, that's not my problem."
  • Jackie (mockingly): "'That's not my problem.'" [She pinches Donna's arm, and Donna cries out in pain and anger.] "Who's problem is it, then? Eric's, someone who Shelly or another girl might give a chance to let him learn from his mistakes and be happy? Or the person so stubborn she'll end up alone and miserable because she's in love with someone who needs more time to understand what he's doing wrong?"
  • Donna can't absorb Jackie's insight all at once, but the seed is planted.
  • Jackie's parents find out that Hyde took Jackie to Snow Prom. They think she's dating him, despite her protestations to the contrary: "We're just friends! He'll tell you the same thing!"
  • Jackie's parents want her to stop hanging out in the Formans' basement. She can go to Donna's house, but if she keeps going to the Formans', her father will cut her off financially.
  • Jackie has more than Hyde to lose. Despite that Donna doesn't go to the basement as often, especially now that Eric's dating Shelly, Jackie will miss all her friends there.
  • In the basement, Jackie announces her conundrum without saying that Hyde's the reason for it. She says her dad wants her to spend more of her spare time with her "real" friends from the cheer squad and in her own grade. She's decided, though, to get a job because she knows everyone here will miss her too much.
  • Eric, Donna, Fez, Rhonda, and Hyde's reactions are unenthusiastic. But in private, Hyde asks Jackie what the actual deal is.
  • Jackie, to her surprise, admits the truth. Hyde laughs and says, "That's ridiculous. Your folks are ... "
  • Jackie: "Ridiculous! I know! You'd never like me that way."
  • Hyde: "Right. Never. And you wouldn't date a poor, lowerclass burnout dirtbag."
  • Jackie: "Exactly! Not that you're a dirtbag ... or poor in the non-money sense. You're richer in every other way that counts compared to the sons of my parents' upperclass friends."
  • Hyde (sensing the awkwardness between them): "So you're getting a job, huh?"
  • Jackie: "I'm going to the mall. Maybe Halverson's is look for someone pretty to model its clothes."
  • Jackie ends up at the Cheese Palace, hired to hand out cheese samples to potential patrons. She has to take the bus to the mall and back because her dad took away her keys to the Lincoln.
  • Hyde feels partially responsible for Jackie's situation, so he drives her home from work when his own work schedule allows.
  • Eric catches Todd "the Cheese Guy" kissing Jackie (Todd had tricked her when she was down about her parents' lack of trust in her and low opinion of Hyde).
  • Jackie doesn't want Eric telling anyone because she's humiliated that her second real kiss was due to being tricked by another boy. Moved by compassion, Eric keeps her secret.
  • Except that Jackie feels like she cheated on Hyde in some way.
  • By the end of the season, Fez doesn't get terrible advice from Casey Kelso, and his relationship with Rhonda is intact.
  • Donna has grown completely depressed. She refuses to try to break up Eric and Shelly by telling Eric she loves him. She had her chance to work through the toughest part of her relationship with Eric, and they both blew it. She needs to get away for the summer, and she heads to the bus station -- and California -- to stay with her mom.
  • What Donna doesn't know is that Eric has broken up with Shelly. He's still in love with Donna, and he can accept living in the now with her and leave the future unwritten.
  • Jackie tells Hyde about what happened with Todd. Hyde says she doesn't need to confess to him. He's no priest.
  • Jackie: "I do. I feel terrible about it, Steven. He tricked me!"
  • Hyde (growing protective): "What do you mean by tricked?"
  • Jackie: "He offered to give !e a sympathetic hug because of my parents, you know? But he turned his face, and his lips pushed against mine, and we were kissing. I was so confused, but I kissed him back! Just like I was confused when Fez tricked me at the movies and kissed me -- and I kissed him back."
  • Jackie (tearing up): "My teammates are right about me: I'm a naive loser. God, I've never been kissed by a boy I've chosen to kiss. Who I've wanted to kiss. And -- and if you hadn't looked out for me another boy, Chip, might've done a lot worse."
  • Hyde (consoling): "Hey ... hey, that sucks. But it's not your fault, all right? I didn't get to choose most things about my life, either, but I got to choose my friends. Like you."
  • Jackie feels a little better, but her first tear falls.
  • Hyde: "Listen, any guy you choose to kiss someday will be lucky."
  • Jackie: "Any guy?"
  • Hyde: "Well, someone who wants to kiss you back."
  • Jackie: "Would you want to?"
  • Hyde (flushing a little): "If you kissed me ... it would be cool."
  • Jackie: "That can mean anything!"
  • Hyde: "I wouldn't hate it. ... Hell, I'd probably like it."
  • Jackie places her hand on Hyde's cheek. She kisses him gently. He responds gently -- at first -- then they're making out with each other heavily. Fade to black.
  • Eric goes to the Pinciottis' house to tell Donna about his breakup and what he's learned about trusting the moment. Unfortunately, Donna's not there. Bob and Joanne don't know where she is. They let Eric wait for her in her room. He waits a long time.

Season 5

  • Jackie and Hyde's romantic relationship develops over the summer. They keep it a secret because Eric is sad and mopey about Donna. They also want the relationship to be just theirs while in its beginning stages, without their friends' opinions.
  • Hyde gets Eric the plane ticket (using Eric's Candy Land stash) to go to Donna in California. Hyde and Fez cover for his absence.
  • Eric and Donna reconcile in California. Without Casey being an issue, and Eric explaining that he dumped Shelly and never had sex with her because he never stopped loving Donna, they actually deal with what broke them up.
  • When Fez and Rhonda catch Hyde and Jackie in the basement post-kissing -- unlike Fez -- Rhonda recognizes what they walked in on. Hyde decides to act Zen about it. Jackie follows his lead.
  • Rhonda: "That doesn't work on me. I know love when I see it."
  • Hyde (laughing nervously): "Love? I don't love, man. I tolerate."
  • Jackie: "No, no, no. I tolerate. You're so overwhelmed by my beauty that I tolerate making out with you."
  • Fez (to Rhonda): What are they doing?
  • Rhonda: "Acting like two in love dorks. Want to see if Mrs. Forman has any peach cobbler left over?"
  • Fez: "I suppose I could tolerate that."
  • With Rhonda and Fez gone, Jackie says, "Steven, are we dorks?"
  • Hyde: "Nope."
  • Jackie: "Are we ... in love?"
  • Hyde: "How's about we quit talking and get back to what we were doin'?"
  • Jackie and Hyde continue to make out but wonder about Jackie's question.
  • Donna and Eric return from California.
  • Without Kelso, Jackie and Hyde's arc consists of figuring out just how they feel about each other, supporting each other through life issues (e.g., Jackie's dad going to prison) and not always getting it right the first or second time.
  • Eric and Donna don't get engaged this season. They're too busy finding the balance between their fears, individual desires, and how all that affects their relationship.
  • During the senior prank, Eric, Fez, and Hyde are present. Eric tried to get artistic and paint a tribute to Donna. He miscalculated his reach and fell off the water tower. Hyde leaves Fez to check on Eric. Fez is arrested.
  • Jackie is afraid to admit to Hyde she loves him. Hyde is afraid he's unlovable, but Kitty reassures him and says, "Maybe Jackie has to hear it first."
  • Hyde: "And if she laughs in my face?"
  • Kitty: "Steven, you've loved that girl for years. You can deny it all you like, but a mother knows. And if you've chosen someone worthy of your love, which I believe you have, you'll hear the right thing."
  • Jackie, meanwhile, has gone to Red -- who doesn't want to get involved but does. Jackie says, "When did you first tell Mrs. Forman you love her?"
  • Red: "Between when I fought in World War II and the Korean War."
  • Jackie, despite knowing Hyde would never join the military and dislikes conflict of any kind, decides she'll have to take drastic action.
  • Jackie finds Hyde in the Formans' basement. She says she's declaring war on him.
  • Hyde, confused since he and Jackie haven't had any serious fights in a while, says, "Before you do that -- whatever that means -- I've got somethin' to tell you."
  • Jackie wants to speak first, but she's learned that she has a tiny window when Hyde is open and vulnerable enough to say important things to her. She doesn't want him to shut down, so she gestures her assent.
  • Hyde: "I love you. ... Okay, go declare war."
  • Jackie, taken a back says, "I -- I ... I admit defeat. I love you, too!"
  • Hyde (unsure): "You what?"
  • Jackie: "Mr. Forman went through one war and was about to fight in another when he told Mrs. Forman he loves her. So I thought if I declared war by telling you I love you that either we'd both win or both lose. I just needed a definitive answer."
  • Hyde (laughing): "You are one freaky, freaky chick. Glad we both won. Medical care for vets in this country, 'specially mental care, sucks. Have you seen that guy on Sherman? He -- "
  • Jackie quiets him with a kiss. "Another time, Steven. This war is over."
  • Hyde kisses her back.
  • Rhonda marries Fez so he can stay in the country. Red doesn't have a heart attack.
  • Eric, inspired by Fez and Rhonda, proposes to Donna at the end of the season. We don't get her answer.

Season 6

  • Kitty is devastated that Eric and Hyde are leaving for college. Eric says, "It's in Kenosha. We'll be less than forty-five minutes away."
  • As in The Middle, we get the characters' college experiences, but they're in Point Place for the majority of episodes.
  • We learn that Donna said yes to Eric's proposal by seeing the engagement ring on her finger. Their arcs revolve around keeping their engagement secret, accidentally revealing it, and their parents' reactions on top of dealing with college life and sharing a house with Hyde, Fez, and Rhonda off-campus.
  • With Donna out of the house, Bob spends his fatherly attention on Jackie. It's helpful and annoying, and then her mom returns to town. The conflict this arrival creates is handled more seriously than it is on the show with Kelso.
  • Hyde struggles in college. He's smart but not academically inclined. His temperament is much better suited to an apprenticeship, learning a craft by doing the craft. He's scared.
  • During one weekend, Hyde learns Hyde bought Wilson & Son's Muffler Shop. He asks Red if he can work there on the weekends. Red hears the uncertainty in Hyde's voice and gets the truth out of him.
  • Hyde says he doesn't want to disappoint him or Mrs. Forman after all they've done for him.
  • Red says part of being an adult is making one's own path. Red will hire Hyde full-time if that's what Hyde wants. Hyde agrees.
  • Hyde then has to go through the process of telling everyone else. Mrs. Forman is worried but trusts Red to teach Hyde well -- and is happy he'll be moving back into the house.
  • Jackie is shocked, but she ultimately supports Hyde in his decision. She's also happy he'll be next door instead of forty minutes away.
  • Eric, Donna, and Fez are not happy, especially Eric. He's afraid Hyde will end up like one of his cousins. But Donna says Red owns a muffler and car repair business, not a gas station. If Hyde's happier, then he needs to make this change for himself.
  • Once Red and Kitty learn of Donna's engagement, they try to stop it. Shenanigans enue for a few episodes until Eric and Donna finally get the chance to tell them that the marriage won't take place until after college, which they're in.
  • Rhonda learns she's pregnant at the end of the season.
  • Hyde receives a letter in the mail from someone who claims to be his sister.

Season 7

  • Part of Hyde's arc is learning about his biological father and that side of the family. He's been working for Red for eight months, but W.B. works in music, and that's Hyde's true calling. Red lets Hyde go from the muffler shop.
  • Fez and Rhonda deal with Rhonda's pregnancy while going to college.
  • Donna gets the opportunity to study abroad in Paris for her junior year. Eric wants to go with her, and he applies for the same opportunity. Odds are against him, but he studies hard, inadvertently distancing himself from Donna she doesn't know why.
  • Near the end of the season, Eric learns he's accepted. Donna finally understands and wishes he'd told her. He didn't because he didn't want to get either of their hopes up.
  • Jackie is accepted togoing to NYU in New York City. She's torn because Hyde manages Grooves in Point Place. W.B., though, just happens to be expanding his business into the Northeast. Hyde will run the giant, new flagship store with Angie's help.
  • Rhonda has the baby. It's a girl, ten pounds, eight ounces. Fez is a proud papa.
  • Red and Kitty face the fact they'll truly be empty nesters. "Until Eric's senior year," Red says, "when he and Donna will be back in Wisconsin."
  • The show ends with the Vista Cruiser driving away. We see the license plate, and Hyde shouts (unseen): "Goodbye, Wisconsin!"
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This was awesome. I really enjoyed it.

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Update

Today, six months have passed since I've come home from the hospital!

I've made a lot of progress during this time. I have muscles again 💪 😁. Instead of needing a Walker to walk, I'm climbing stairs and getting in half-hour walks with 3.5 lb weights on each ankle. Working on stamina is my current focus in physical therapy. But I'm also continuing with strength-training and balance.

I came home with a frozen right shoulder (staying in the hospital a month, while life-saving, also deconditions the body big-time). My shoulder unfroze with stretching a month ago, and now I'm rebuilding the muscles around it.

I also came home with a feeding tube in my stomach. That came out two months ago, and I'm eating a variety of foods, working with a specialist nutritionist.

I had a liver drain, too (that suuuucked), but that was removed a few weeks after I got home.

My surgical wound was the Grand Canyon. It's healed a lot but still has months to go. It prevents me from doing certain things, including working on my laptop. Can't finish the batch of comics that just need dialogue boxes. 😅

But I'm using my tablet to write, continuing to work on *Those Who Play with Demons*. This T7S fic is going to break my chapter record. I'm such a sweet summer child when I let my imagination run free, thinking all these story and character elements can fit into 1/5 of the chapters they actually need. This one's breaking the hundred-chapter barrier easily. (But it's organized is such a way that I haven't done previously.)

The characters of Point Place have never experienced what my story is doing to them. 😈😇

Although I have a ways to go to regain all the things I can regain without a colon, my health is very good! And I'm going to keep moving forward.

Another surgery is on the menu, but that probably won't be for a year. I'm seeing my surgeon next month to talk about it. This one won't be done in a life-saving emergency situation like my first one. All the work I'm doing is, in part, to be in the best shape possible for the next (and last, let's hope) surgery that will put my small intestine back where biology intended. 😂

When the time comes, I'll make a post here. No disappearing without a word (barring unforeseen events). I shouldn't be in the hospital longer than three to five days. But, again, I'm talking a year from now.

Thank you to everyone who's given me kind words and friendship during this journey. It all helps with my healing, and I appreciate all of you. 🤗❤️

I'm so happy everything is going well. I'm keeping you in my thoughts and wishing you continued strength and healing. I love your stories and can't wait to go on a new fiction roller coaster with you!

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You know what. We rag on Elena for having Ric compel her memories of Damon away but I forgot Stefan was going to do the same thing with Elena after he found out she loved Damon. Remember Rebecca offered to do it but she’d only said it to hurt Elena so she could know Stefan would do it and hurt Stefan by not doing it and leaving him with his hurt feelings. Why don’t we remember that in the fanfic?

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Anonymous asked:
I wish you would write a fic where...
I love it when the gang realize that Jackie and hyde are actually good together, like they're a great couple. So maybe a fic where its from Eric or donnas perspective and the moment they realized that Jackie and hyde weren't creepy and unnatural but were actually good together and for each other.

thank you for the prompt, anon! i know what you mean. outsider povs are my favorite thing with any ship. this is 2k-ish words of basically Donna realizing how surprisingly wonderful Hyde as a boyfriend is.

Hyde: The Boyfriend (1.9k words, 1/1 chapters, completed)

Out of their entire friend group, Donna’s known Hyde the longest. He might be closest to Eric, and he might prefer spending most of his free time doing stupid shit with Kelso, but Donna met him first. She knew him first. And so for the longest time, Donna thought she knew him best.

That was until Hyde started dating Jackie.

Hyde is still Hyde most of the time. Still sharp, still paranoid, still willing to burn his friends and laugh at their expense. He’s familiar. He's the Hyde Donna knows and he’s the Hyde Donna grew up with. But then Jackie enters the basement, and despite half the seats in the room being empty, she sits herself down on his lap- and instead of being annoyed, or irritated, or even feeling a bit put off, Hyde just gets the quiet little smile on his face and he wraps his arms around her waist.

That’s the Hyde Donna doesn’t know.

I love this 🥰

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Imagine a Jackie and Hyde fanfiction where the gang is just actively trying to set up jackie and hyde.

They can't take it anymore! It's steven this, doll that. They somtimes hold hands and sit together, they do stuff without the rest of them but they're not dating. It's frustrating to everyone and they plan to do something about it. Operation get Jackie and Hyde together commences.....

I would like to read this. Someone write it 🥰

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Rewatching Girl Meets the Secret of Life. Still dislike how much Riley tripped out because she didn’t know about Lucas’ past. She didn’t really need to know and truthfully Zay should have not walked in telling all his business like that. Riley was making too much of a big deal over something that had nothing to do with her. She made it all about herself as usual. She’s a big ass baby and so annoying here. Lucas didn’t have to trust her with anything until he was ready. She’s so entitled. Maybe he didn’t trust her yet. I wouldn’t cause look how she’s treating her friend whose never done anything to hurt her. She is upset because she wanted to know everything when it wasn’t truly any of her business. She had a tantrum and attacked him with the water hose because she felt entitled to all his business. What he did was none of her business. She’s too fucking dramatic. There’s a lot of cussing rewatching this 😆

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I’ve been reading a lot of Lucaya fics lately, and one thing that has really struck me is a lot of writers’ shared assertion that Maya never would have forgiven Lucas and it wouldn’t have worked out initially if he had chosen her over Riley, because while Maya could take the heartbreak and continue being friends, Riley would not have been able to handle the jealousy and perceived betrayal (because she feels like she is entitled to Lucas, for a variety of reasons), and both Maya and Lucas’s and Maya and Riley’s relationships would have imploded.

And with what we have seen of Riley’s behavior (accusing Maya of turning into her and telling her to stop) when Maya gets good things in her life (passing grades, crush on a nice boy, new clothes, more positive outlook on life, etc.) this seems like a very likely outcome. As much as I would have wanted Riley and Maya to overcome these issues and preserve their friendship, Riley’s emotional immaturity, tendency toward jealousy/insecurity, and savior-complex in their relationship is something that desperately needed to be dealt with on the show. Which we will never get, both because the show was canceled and because the writers were cowards who didn’t want to acknowledge Riley’s many privileges in life, as well as her flaws.

Riley and Maya’s friendship could not have survived Lucas choosing Maya.

Did Lucas realize this? Was that part of why he went along with it when Maya pushed him toward Riley? It seems likely.

I’m certain that Lucas realized what was at stake if he didn’t chose Riley. Riley wouldn’t be able to handle rejection and the whole friend group would have imploded, if she wasn’t chosen. He saw how she treated Maya during the triangle (accusing Maya of turning in to her just because Maya was doing better in school, and then accusing Maya of stealing from the Cafe). Riley took over the Huckleberry Bond fantasy, and then she was telling them that they would destroy each other. if Riley can’t handle misplacing her teddy bear or the fact that someone doesn’t want to be friends with her, she for sure wouldn’t be able to handle not being the one picked in the triangle.

When Lucas was going to pick at the Bay window, he was going to pick Maya. When Maya stopped him from revealing who it was, he asked Maya what she wanted to do. If he had wanted to be with Riley, he could have just said “You’re right, I chose Riley”, but that’s not what happened.

In one scene at the ski lodge where MLR were all sitting together in front of the fireplace, Maya asked Lucas if he thought they’d all still be friends. He looked at her, and shrugged while making an ‘I dunno’ face.

Maya told Lucas that if HE CARED ABOUT HER (Maya), to go to Riley and tell her he loves her… He went to Riley but he couldn’t make himself say that to her.

Also, personally, I think the whole jellybean thing also hints to him not really choosing Riley. The jellybean represents that her good qualities tipped the scale in her favour, not that she is the one he wanted to be with.

Personally, I think that if the show was renewed for a 3rd season. Riley’s rose coloured glasses would come off and she would realize that Lucas isn’t her knight in shining armour. The endgame couples would have been Maya & Lucas, Riley & Farkle, and Smackle & Zay.

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