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So long, suckers!

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I am Hunter. I am the sous chef at a local organic restaurant. I play video games in my free time which isn't very often lately. I have insomnia so i am usually up pretty late. Feel free to ask me anything.
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Putting a hardstyle track over this Bollywood movie worked amazing [x]

The Hobbit - The Musical.

I just watched this entire movie (Padmavaati, it’s on Amazon right now) based on seeing gifs of that character bathing and thinking it was Thorin. So many pretty men. So extra. Such dancing. It was great.

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byecolonizer

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

This is Beautiful

Wowwwwwww

trying to keep it together over here

😊

Source: twitter.com
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unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

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sylveonce
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reblogged

poor leg haha

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markiplier

Leggy runnin’ faster than mah body

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loislane

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

Ta-Da!
Sard borken
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cryptiboy

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

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fieldbears

tattoo this on my flesh

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systlin

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

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*has all possessions engraved with this*

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