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look how tiny this dog is

everyone here has experienced the surreal drink description page of dominos’ online ordering right

There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

Dr Pepper’s greatness needs no introduction

we legally cannot say anything about dr pepper.

doctor-patient confidentiality

he-man was right. whats going on

"wow you blocked me just cuz i disagreed with you???"

yes. yes, exactly. this is a social media site. i come here to look at pictures of birds and shitpost with my friends. this is not a town hall meeting; i am not your elected official. i do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. you and i are strangers that use the same website. i can block you for literally any reason and that's okay. take a deep breath. block me too. you'll feel better.

No one is supposed to enjoy February. You’re not even supposed to think about it. It’s a practice in stoicism. mind your own business and just let it pass. Lock your doors and windows. Speak in quiet tones

Do Not Look February In The Eye

February ends on Sunday. Rb for good luck in March

Speak softly and you may yet live to see it. 

You speak as if February had one eye, when it’s clearly the eldritch month, in possession of infinite eyes. 

It May Only Open One Eye At A Time

You fool, this is not the case on leap years. On February 29th, the beast may open all its eyes. Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.

“Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.” Is another quote to add onto the “raw quotes that came from memes.” List

Last Day This Post May Be Reblogged

I’m looking the beast in the eye and I refuse to blink.

(February is my birth-month, and now it’s the month of my engagement.)

i would call the police then papa john himself

This could save your life.

BOOST.

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

I don’t live anywhere near water like this, but I am still memorizing this knowledge because:

* I might use it in a story someday.

* Any knowledge that staves off the dying is good knowledge.

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

No legitimately. I have a tea table in my room for when friends can come over again. Most of my friends have a key to the back door in my room. I make my friends sweaters and buy things they mention they want. I send handwritten letters in the mail to my friend who lives a block away. I annotate poetry books and give them as gifts when it’s not even a holiday. I keep extra gloves in my purse and jackets in my car.

I’m not trying to be like “ohoho look at me I’m such a good friend”, I’m saying the second I stopped going “I wish I had friends who would invite me to tea parties” and just. hosted the tea parties myself? I still got to do the thing. I still got to see my friends. I still got to be happy with them.

I don’t think it’s about who does it, I think it’s just the genuine act of caring for people, and giving a little light to the environments you’re in.

Okay. Apparently I’m not done talking about this.

It’s a lot of energy, I get that. Especially if you’re putting in all this effort, but not getting any back.

But I think that’s the reason no one does it. I mean we’re so worried we’ll start doing all these things and our friends won’t like it or won’t be into it, so we just don’t.

Only last week my friend messaged me, asking if I wanted to go stargazing with her. When I forget about our weekly virtual tea party, another friend called me to ask if I wanted them to host it this week.

I’ve been invited on hikes and picnics and pie making competitions over zoom, and it all sort of started with me going out of my way to be “that friend”.

I genuinely believe that the easiest answer to “how do I get friends like that?” Is to be one. In most cases, everyone else just follows by example, because they aren’t worried they’ll be wasting time and energy anymore.

When all this libfem bullshit is over I’m gonna look back and be forever haunted by the fact that libfems actually promoted prostitution to a generation of teenaged girls. They did that, they actually did that.

not only promoted - told them it was the ultimate way to claim ownership of their sexuality and liberate themselves of male objectification

In a Facebook group, I once saw a 20 years old girl ask if entering prostitution was a good idea for her. She was a bit scared. Dozens of self proclaimed feminists responded with “you go girl!” “it’s your choice!” “that’s so cool!” and I was the only person who told her not to.

Later in that same group I saw a young gay man asking for advices on how to help a prostituted woman and get her off the streets. A complicated situation as these women usually have pimps. He said he could offer her a safe job at his workplace but didn’t know how to approach her. The responses he got were: “this is whorephobia” “how do you know she identifies as a woman?” “Sex workers know what they’re doing, they don’t need a man to save them”. He left the group completely baffled and I had to contact him privately to have a serious conversation on the issue.

Later that same year, I read an article about a 16 years old girl who had started a BDSM relationship with an older man she had met online. She ran off to live with him, her “dom”, and they put “safe words” into place. Within a few days she ended up locked in cage against her will, she was kept there and tortured for a year while her parents looked for her. When she finally escaped, the man was not prosecuted because she had consented to the abusive relationship.

Croctopups

Smiling widely

“Attempted to take a cute video of my cats licking each other, and then this happened…” 

(Source)

*there were just so many emotions*

This cat had a whole face journey.

@wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

still laughing my ass off to this

eminem said