Disaster President

really confused as to how some cetaceans drink milk from their mothers without flexible lips

ok but now im stuck on imagining whale milk as like…yogurt…and it comes out like a soft serve machine

thank you! I have absolutely no use of this horrifying information other than I will now be haunted by thoughts of whales forcefully shooting toothpaste thick milk into their baby’s mouth like a go-gurt

Good Omens x Barbie

(actually it’s canon …)

File under polls that make me feel ancient.

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly

Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.

THE X-FILES | El Mundo Gira (4.11)

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be a fucking Chad.

ambrosius and nimona: arm chopping is NOT a love language

ballister: actually, it's complicated

NIMONA 2023, dir. Nick Bruno & Troy Quane

Speaking of books it's been a while since I've seen one of these posts going around & I'm curious so everyone could you tell me what you are reading rn in the tags please

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.