“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”

“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”

“Local Man Saddened that No One Gives a Shit about Conforming to His Personal Beauty Standards”

gaila

Laughing forever at the commentary.

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Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

make this a real thing please

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LEAK THIS GYM’S ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY

I would work out every day if he were my instructor tbh

I’ve reblogged this six million times, and I’ll reblog it seven million more times

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Source: weheartit.com

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Source: distraction

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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

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Reblogging bc I’ve never been so broken out in my entire fucking sad life and what is life without good karma am I right

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Synonyms for "I love you".

"Did you eat enough today?"

"Are you still hungry?"

"How much sleep did you get last night?"

"I'm worried about you."

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Do you need me to spend the night?"

"My phone will be right by my pillow."

"Call me, please."

"Your smile is beautiful."

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it for you."

"I've got your back."

"I appreciate what you do for me."

"Don't forget to buckle up."

"Put the phone away while you're driving."

"Call me when you get there."

"Thank you."

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"As far as the Great Sea toward the setting of the sun will be your territory. No one will be able to stand against you all the days of your life. As I was with Moses, so I will be with you; I will never leave you nor forsake you. Be strong and courageous."‭ Joshua‬ ‭1‬:‭4-6‬ (at Mediterranean Sea)