Ah, memories
[…]
Yay!!! You're up. I miss you. Xoxoxox
👀
Hey you up?
This was from like a month ago.. But yeah I'm up 😔
it’s post like these, y'all.
You still active on here?
Not really. Now that we're all grown up no one is posting personal, emotional text posts anymore. Plus all the porn is gone or more annoying to find. I only scroll if I've run out of reddit content
Looking under your pretty boys tag there is no pics of you, just saying
You'll find selfies under the #me tag.
Exhausted and in need of a massage tbh.
“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.
entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman
his doctors: no really he’ll die
rabbis:
I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated
"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ
toilet punger
I’m fucking DYING
Acorn.
I could use some 💪 luck
look at him!
We want to luck 💪💪 you up
gay irl