dark!harry

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

barbie eye infeccíon

janet alcohol poisoning

Jake Gyllenhaal

as the french say…… ráw mé

Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.

LOUDER

I know I romanticize a lot of things but one day I’m going to vacation with the love of my life and eat tropical fruits somewhere beautiful. I’m going to wear a sheer dress and there will be no stress

For my birthday I want my brain cells back

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade

im practicing non-attachment. accepting what comes and allowing it to leave when it’s time. what is for me will be for me effortlessly

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

last name is “down on a brand new Toyota Camry”

The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”