wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

THE RISE AND FALL OF A MIDWEST PRINCESS CHAPPELL ROAN · DEBUT ALBUM · 2023 “I think people like to party and I think my project feels like a party. I think that people just want to be happy and reflect, sing, dance and dress up, and feel free. The project gives people an opportunity to express themselves without judgment and freedom to discover themselves in the same way that I feel like the project allows me to discover myself.”

losing the idgaf war badly (I want to be in love and to have someone be in love with me)

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

this is the most evil tiktok i’ve ever seen

this is KILLING MEEEEE

"do you have anything else that might be yummy?"