very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

guys what is ted cruz and donald trump’s ship name?

crump?

truz? 

The cool yet comfortable breeze ruffled Donald’s bleached hair as he leaned against the wooden railing, gazing longingly out at the rolling waves. He wanted to turn around, dear minority-hating God did he want to turn around, but he couldn’t face the conclusion that he’d come to after hearing the news from his clandestine lover’s mouth.

“You’re the Zodiac Killer,” he said aloud, emphasizing the final word bitterly.

Behind him he heard Ted shuffle nervously. “I thought you wouldn’t love me anymore if you knew.”

Donald sighed heavily. “I trusted you, Rafael. And you’re no better than one of them.”

Footsteps approached, muffled ever so slightly by the swollen wooden floor of the dock upon which they stood. “It doesn’t matter.” A pair of arms wrapped themselves around his midsection as the Senator whispered into his ear, tone drenched with megalomaniacal lust. “We can still make America great again.”

Donald’s miniscule heart clenched within his chest; he shrugged the other man off, grimacing at the sensation of loss that accompanied the gesture. “I’m sorry, Cruz. Now…I have to build a wall around my heart.”

WHAT IS THIS

i guess i’ve started something 

The ship should be called DonT

Barack Obama singing the Pokémon theme song

why do heterosexuals think unhealthy relationships are quirky and fun lol you aren’t supposed to hate your wife pals. buddos. guys. come on use ya brains

daling daling

is this the obama?????

be careful who you call ugly in middle school

not because they might get hot or something but because its mean

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

bonus track on zayn’s new album

Honestly what is the appeal of asses I don’t get it. Like there is nothing attractive about them.

life is too short to be ashamed about liking one direction

stop reblogging this I changed my mind

:/

wooooooow

Terrifying

He’s hitler reincarnated tbh

y'all really gonna ignore this????

Please someone just set him on fire!!!

wow

Watch: New anti-Trump ad reminds us of his own misogynistic words.

Where is this?!,!?! I need to do this!

This is Switzerland! I wanna do this so badly^.^