oh to be a 12-going-on-13 year old kid living in the pacific northwest sent to live at my great uncle’s house with my equally quirky twin in a small town where nothing is as it seems for the summer as i face monsters, cryptids, and the fear of growing up

i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws

no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic. 

feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here

I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live. 

Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye

you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications? 

^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links

Jezebel.com:

rebrn.com:

The Daily Dot

Knowyourmeme:

The ‘anti lifting= transphobic post:

pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself

yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.” 

^ so again you prove my point…

it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too? 

i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me

how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken? 

spare mouse

then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr?? 

hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something

What the fuck “I spilled olive oil”

yeah, i use the good stuff. mock me for it all you like.

I was flying around in Minecraft creative mode, when I came across a giant floating house that someone built. When I went inside, there was a person there who looked to be afk (away from keyboard), so for the fun of it I smacked them. Despite the fact that they were flying as well, they made the old Minecraft “oof” sound and flinched. Then they started to scream while still looking afk. I woke up sweating like crazy and sobbing.

What and im say it slowly...the fuck?

Lamb of God by Natalie Shau

Pan's Labyrinth by Daniele Serra

waking up late since 1987

PUMP THE BREAKS I RECOGNIZE 11/12WTF IS THE SECOND LAST ONE!!!

Entrapta and Hordak, She-Ra 3x02

Mah heart...

Context: My character (a monk) had taken first watch while the party was camping, and found a high elf girl slinking about in the shadows. Having pinned her to a wall, she attempted to identify her.

Monk: Who are you? What is your name? High elf: My-… my name is Bread! Monk: …Bread. Your name is Bread. ‘Bread’: Yes! Me, OOC: Can I make an insight check to see if her name is actually Bread? DM: Sure, roll for insight. *I roll for insight, and get a nat 1.* DM: … DM: Her name is ABSOLUTELY, DEFINITELY, 100%, Bread.

It was later revealed that her name WAS Bread, and she was the sister of our high-elf sorcerer, whose name was Soup.

Since Rabb.it went down they’re saying Kast is a good alternative, so I’m downloading that right now and I’m gonna try to host something, see how it works. 

Ugh iv had nothing but problems with Kast

funny noise

cat login sound

haha just like chicken

*slappy wattle noises*

haha just like cat

this is the funniest clickventure ever

Let me tell yall a story i gave my nephew 5$ to buy what ever he wanted from the flea market hes 3 keep in mind so i though he go a buy a few toys from the 1$ toy tent they have every year MOTHER FUCKER COMES BACK and hada mf taxadermied geko! I cant handle this child....

please watch this clip that had me in stitches last night

Dear RPers who have wanted to interact.

I feel like i need to address this because i find it’s an issue many people, especially newcomers, have in RP.

PLEASE. DO. NOT. BE. SHY. TO. SAY. HI.

There’s no reason to be anxious or hesitant if you want to talk to me. I will happily accept a random starter, or a random tag, or an inbox message! Even if we’ve never interacted or even acknowledged one another, i will still HAPPILY interact with you!

You’re not bothering me. You’re not annoying. You’re not making me uncomfortable. I LIKE to interact with new people, it’s very exciting and fun!

Please, PLEASE, don’t be hesitant when sending in ANYTHING. I’m having a lot more fun than your anxiety tells you!