Cuppaloe

Shut up, Jan

It doesn’t end there:

Last veteran of his WWII battle group marching alone in Memorial Day Parade.

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

1,385 pounds

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

Technically he goes to several gyms

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE

i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded

this election has gone completely off the rails and it’s still only february i am LIVING

it’s march and it’s time for an update

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like

if disney ladies had blogs

Aurora straight up slammin tumblr