Luv Tonique Commission Pricing Guide!!

# New Commission Pricing Guide! Plus examples at higher resolutions! Sketch Example Flats Example Shaded (with Latex) Example To commission me: A) Either use my commission form (YES THE PRICES ARE WRONG ON IT FOR NOW, refer to this gif for actual prices!) B) Or just DM me (join my Discord) (Or in stream chat, I stream on odd numbered days, skipping 31sts) This is how ALL my commissions work until my outstanding debt (roughly $7000) is 100% paid off!

A thinking man's question

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, could you give this $2000 to Guy 3?

Guy 2: Why can't you do it?

Guy 1: I tried to but my bank isn't letting me, idk why

Guy 2: Aight sure

Guy 1 hands the money to Guy 2.

Guy 2 begins walking to Guy 3's house.

IRS: STOP RIGHT THERE

Guy 2: What

IRS: Did you report that money you just earned?

Guy 2: Oh this isn't my money it's Guy 1's money, I'm just-

IRS: JAIL

Guy 2: No, I'm literally just handing it to Guy 3

IRS: JAAAAAAAAAAAIL

I haven't gained a follower in 2 weeks.

Someone follow me.

"I find this kind of person attractive"

"That's sexualizing and objectifying and dehumanizing"

"Okay I don't find this kind of person attractive"

"That's racist and sexist and 'phobic"

That's it that's social media culture.

That's it summed up.

The only way to win is to stop trying to please them.

You're welcome I love you.

I just had someone try to own me by telling me they're a pedophile.

I'm being completely genuine.

They came along trying to insult me and their comment was literally telling me that they like pedo/loli/cub art.

I've showed the ask to like 15 people and all of them are like

"Wait so his insult towards you is admitting he likes pedo shit? Wtf how is this supposed to own you?"

And I'm like "I DON'T KNOW"

(Summarized: "You should draw cub art, it's the only thing you'd be good at because you're not good at any other art")

Inb4 he outs himself in the comments.

NewEgg sent me this "NewEgg+" opt-in link that was like "You're a valued customer so you get to opt in to NewEgg+ which is entirely beneficial and has no downsides!"

I looked over it just now

As far as I can see, literally all it does is give free shipping, lmfao

And most orders on the site already had free shipping

So it basically does nothing it's just a membership to a thing that makes you feel like it's something when it's nothing

Cool thanks NewEgg

I have an irrational fear (actually no start over)

I have a completely rational fear of meeting new people, especially artists. I say it's completely rational because I have, literally over 10 times now, drawn fan art for an artist and showed it to them, only for them to get angry and tell me to fuck off and call me every single buzzword under the fucking sun.

I'm gonna be real, I don't get it.

I don't get how a person who has literally never met me, no no not just me, anyone.

A person who has never met someone, ever, meets that person for the first time, and that person literally hands them a gift and does something nice. A little "I really like your art and I wanted to draw one of your characters" or "I was inspired by one of your characters to make one of my own that's similar" or "Your art inspired me to learn how to make art that's somewhat similar in style" or something.

And the artist, never EVER having talked to this stranger literally ever, has already pre-built an unfathomable hatred for them.

How?

Like, how is that even possible?

How could your literal only interaction with someone, literally ever, LITERALLY EVER, be "They walked up to me, said I'm a huge inspiration to them, and handed me gift art" and your response is "And I told them to go fuck themselves and then made multiple tweets/posts about how much of a shithead they are."

And yet those people

Those artists who have done that to me

Are extremely popular and extremely beloved

And I'm sitting over here like "OKAY FUCKING REALLY"

"WHAT DID I FUCKING DO???"

Above: The parts in Dragonflight where an NPC tells you "Look how pretty this is" and you look at it.

Below: The parts in Shadowlands (the expansion that came before it) where you're literally just showing up to the quest area and nobody has to tell you to look at it because you already are because god DAMN MAN

If I hypothetically go fishing is it a work of fishin

*walks into boardroom meeting for mufflers or some shit* *pushes CEO out of his chair*

Alright listen up, fuckers.

Anime idea.

It's a catgirl who's in a loving relationship with a cat boy.

One day, she meets another cat girl and they hit it off really well and she wonders what it would be like to sleep with a girl.

Goes home with the cat girl to cheat on her boyfriend.

Boardroom Dude: Who the fuck are you? SECURITY

Shut up

Other cat girl kills her

*security comes in, gets tasers out*

She becomes a ghost and her boyfriend can't see her

WAIT. I'M NOT DONE.

Boardroom Dude: Yeah wait, hold off I wanna hear how this goes

Security: But you just called

She's watching as her boyfriend is trying to move on, but then

He's on his porch and the murderer girl walks by and he smells his girlfriend on her

And goes "Wtf"

CEO: So he follows her?

Bingo yeah

And his girlfriend's ghost is like "NO, NO DON'T, SHE'S A MURDERER"

And the boyfriend stalks the murderer cat girl and follows that smell of his girlfriend and eventually finds her body

And he's like "Wtf" and calls the cops

But the murderer knew she was being stalked and comes in and tries to kill him too

And he drops his phone and it breaks so the police can't hear what's going on over the phone and he kills her

Security: Should we shoot him

And then the police show up and he's standing over a body and has his hands around the neck of the now dead murderer girl

And one of the cops shoots him and he winds up dying from it

And now all of them are ghosts and THAT'S JUST EPISODE ONE

Boardroom Dude: No fuckin way

CEO: Yoooo

The series is now about a murderer, a cheater and a boyfriend who got shot unjustly who got cheated on and his gf got murdered and they're all ghosts and there's this super awkward lie-triangle of tension where

The murderer doesn't know that the girlfriend and boyfriend were dating at all

The girlfriend is hiding that she cheated on her boyfriend with the murderer girl

And the boyfriend doesn't know that his girlfriend cheated on him with the murderer girl

And now all of them are stuck with each other as ghosts

And it's called

"Curiosity Killed The Cats"

It's gonna make you millions

*everyone claps*

*I get tasered and sent to jail tho*

Quotes I've said that made me laugh harder than anyone else in the room [Nobody else laughed]

"If I had a Nick for every time that happened I'd have a Matthew"

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<Voice of the White Rabbit> "I'm going to be late! I'm going to be ever so very very late!" <Voice of the Mad Hatter> "You're going to be a very very late term abortion if you don't get here thoon!"

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"On a scale of One to Super Metroid how hot is this girl"

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"So this fuckin CHUD walks in and-" "What's CHUD stand for again?" "It stands for People Who Eat Animals, Sir, now PWEAS don't interrupt me."

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"There's a part in Joker 2 where Joker Phoenix goes to the barcade and plays Regular Taxi, and that's where he meets Harley Gaga because she thinks it's crazy how regular the guy is"

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"YOU SON OF A BITCH but like a really hot bitch"

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"She doesn't have a butt, she has a however"

Just a standalone of the gift art I made for @mcnostril featuring their elf(?) and Melodi hanging out and contributing nothing to society.

Full breadsolution that's easier to read here.